A great weekend coming up...
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Don't worry...he's the lookout for the rabbits below.....
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Their enjoying breakfast.....they got the nibbles......
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I....2....3....... no!...NO!
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Keepa fingers off the puppy, or lose them.....
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb....
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Does he bite?? what is it??
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Amazing art done entirely with staples!
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Damn...It must be really bumpy....
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Spammers are Stupid.....
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~~ 'Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a Chicken
on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...
The music's Stopped, and your monkey''s on fire!"
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~~ The ancients knew about walking in the dark.
That is why they developed foot lamps.
These were small lamps that were tied onto the feet.
They did not cast much light, but they did shed enough for the night
walker to see where he was putting his next foot.
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~~ "Well, Max," said the young boy's parents,
"what would you like for your birthday?"
Thinking hard, he said, "I wanna watch."
So on the night of his birthday, they let him.
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~~ I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel
every day.
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~~ According to the traditional account, the invention of Melba toast
was a serendipitous accident.
While staying at the Savoy Hotel in London, Dame Nellie Melba ordered
some toast - which, left too long in the oven, was served despite its
thin, parched, and delicate state.
When the maitre d,' apprised of the gastronomical gaffe,
hastened to apologize, Mrs. Melba interrupted him:
The toast, she proclaimed, was delicious.
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~~ Q: What would you get if you crossed an airplane, an automobile,
and a dog?
A: A flying car-pet.
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~~ A keen amateur boxer, the billionaire oil baron John Paul Getty
frequently visited the gym where Jack Dempsey trained.
One day he asked Dempsey to spar with him for a while.
Happy with his early performance in the ring,
Getty asked Dempsey to hit him a little harder.
Dempsey kindly obliged...and promply knocked him out.
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~~ While visiting my daughter Marni and her family, I told my
five- year-old granddaughter, Lucy that I had brought a bedskirt to
match her freshly painted room.
She looked a bit confused, and watched quietly while her mom and
I put it on the bed.
Then I asked her what she thought of it.
"It's okay," Lucy replied.
"But now you'll have to get bed pants for my brother!"
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~~ Two blonds are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blonds leans
inside and asks the bus driver:'
'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''
The bus driver shakes his head and says,'
'No, I'm sorry.'
At this the other blond leans inside, smiles, and twitters: '
'Will it take ME ?'
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~~ While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group
of medical students.
“As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula
and tibia are radically arched.”
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks,
“What would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”
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Todays Thought: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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