Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...friends...Gonna be a nice day.....

It would be better if...........

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Went to take a picture of the sunrise this morning,...

Tommy wouldn't leave me alone.....

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Dropped your breakfast...Bubba?....

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He's gotta nice bed.....traveling in style...

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Help! Help!..their trying to drown me......

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Damn it....I told you not to park there, ..but no.....

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What can I say??

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Friends.......

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Boring book??

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Cute Rat tail.....

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He-He-He

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Missed the turn ...Bubba??

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~~ Having grown up in a small Virginia town, my friend James couldn't

wait to tell us all about life in California, where he was stationed.
"The malls are massive, and the restaurants are great," he said.
Then he grinned..... "I even went to a topless bar."
"Really?" said his mother, surprised.
"What do they do if it starts to rain?"

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~~ Running late for work, I squeezed into a full elevator car,
since the next car had a maintenance crew making repairs on it.
Just as the doors began to close, a uniformed crewman jammed
himself between the doors, shining his flashlight up into the black
void between our car and the next.
As we waited for a verdict, he switched off his flashlight,
stepped back into the lobby, gave us all a smile and wished us
"Good luck!" as the doors closed.

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~~ Q: Why did they have a funeral for the frog?
A: Because he croaked.

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~~ When I signed up our four-year-old for floor hockey,
I reviewed the rules with him.
Steven was used to playing with his older siblings, and I wanted
to be sure he wouldn't be too rough when playing with other
four-year-olds.
"Under no circumstances," I lectured, "are you allowed to hit
anyone with your stick, no matter how mad they make you."
"Don't worry, Mommy," Steven replied.
"I know that you drop your stick first and then fight!"

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~~ The Perfect Man.......
He's quiet, he's sweet.
And if he gives you any grief,
you can bite his head off!
The gingerbread man!.........

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~~ During the question-and-answer event of the 1987
Miss America Pageant,
Miss Delaware was asked who was her favorite author?
"Steven Spielberg," she replied.

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~~ While visiting my 89-year-old grandfather in the hospital,
a nurse came in to check his blood sugar.
Before she started, the nurse examined his red fingertips that
had been poked numerous times already and said,
"Humm...which finger should we use this time that won't hurt
too much?"
"Yours!" my grandfather replied.

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~~ DIET: It's something most of us do religiously:
We eat what we want, and we pray that we won't gain weight.

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~~ The teacher noticed that little Johnny had arrived for school
wearing only one glove.
"Why have you only got one glove?" she asked.
"Well miss," explained Johnny, "I was watching the weather
forecast on TV last night, and it said it was going to be sunny
but on the other hand it could get quite cold."

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~~ A young man visited an observatory for the first time.
While there he watched the astronomer look through a large
telescope.
When the young man looked up at the night sky, he just
happened to see a shooting star.
"That's amazing!" he said.
"You sure are a great shot."
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Todays thought:  "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."