Sunday, January 31, 2010

Good Morning Ladies and Gents.........
Today I will let the pictures speak for themselfs.....




















I'll leave on this one........

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~~ A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:

Assume you drive your car at light speed.
What happens when you turn on the front lights?


~~ Having grown up in a small Virginia town, my friend Pete
couldn't wait to tell us all about life in California,
where he was stationed.
"The malls are massive, and the restaurants are great," he said.
Then he grinned. "I even went to a topless bar."
"Really?" said his mother, surprised.
"What do they do if it starts to rain?"


~~ When he blew a wad of money at my blackjack table in the
casino, a customer stood up and yelled, "How do you lose $200
at a $2 table?!"
Before I could speak, another customer replied, "Patience."


~~ My nine-year-old daughter walked in while I was getting ready
for work. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"Putting on my wrinkle cream," I answered.
"oh" she said, walking away. "I thought they were natural."


~~ I returned home from my ninth business trip of the year with
a severe bout of jet lag-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms
around my better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
"It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
Then the fight started......


~~ "I don't understand," asked the ditzy accountant.."
"If you're selling these computers way under cost, how is it you're
showing a profit?"
"Simple," said the businessman .......
"We make our money fixing them."


~~ A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof
zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut
blouses and nice breasts.
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again discuss
where they should meet.
Finally it is agreed that they should meet
at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good
and the wine selection is good also.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group discusses where they
should meet.
Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and
quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group discusses where
they should meet.
Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair
accessible and they even have an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group discusses where
theyshould meet.
Finally it is agreed that the Gausthof zum Lowen
would be a great idea because they have never been there before!.


~~ There is a town where criminals are so tough they attacked
people with chewed-off shotguns.


~~ After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization",
a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the
subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must.
Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as
is and go.
If you however do not know the answer,
I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal....... So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical,
logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration,
the professor cannot give the student an answer,
and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Later on the professor calls on his best student and asks him
the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married
to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.
Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A",
although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."


Todays Thought:  If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.












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