a cold 23º degrees and windy.......
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Cat with no hair better not go outside this morning...
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She's never seen a cat with no fur....
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He looks like he don't just give a damn....
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Friends??...for now!
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What can you say??
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Wow! Now thats a problem........
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Weird looking building......
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Opppppps.....
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Pizza for breakfast.......
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I don't know about Eno.....
I know someone thats just like him...
Gotta unload my car so I can Leave.....later!.
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♥♥♥
~~ My friend Bobbie adopted a stray cat and took him to the vet to be neutered.
"I'm about 90 percent certain he's been fixed," the vet said."How can I be 100 percent sure?" Bobbie asked.
"Watch to see if he does any 'male' things."
"He already lies on the couch all day," she said.
"If he starts hogging the remote, I'll bring him in."
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~~ Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was
astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at
the local sports shoe store.
While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe,
he noticed a feature and asked the clerk about it.
"What's this little pocket thing here on the side for?"
"Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call your wife
to come pick you up when you've jogged too far."
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~~ In today's news...32 more planets were found outside of our
solar system bringing the total to 400.
And..., not a sign of intelligent life, not even here.
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~~ One day while puttering around the house,
doing things he shouldn't have been doing,
a boy of six found a bullet.
Typically curious, he swallowed the bullet.
His mother rushed him to the emergency room at the hospital.
The doctor said, "Give him this strong laxative.
But be sure that for the next few hours you don't point him at
anybody!"
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~~ An actor walked into a decrepit restaurant for a quick cup of
coffee.
He noticed another actor busing dishes.
"My God," the first actor said, "what is this?
A man with your talent, slaving in a greasy spoon like this?"
The other actor retorted, "At least I don't eat here!"
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~~ Who says nothing is impossible,
I have been doing nothing for years.
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~~ A drunk staggered out of a bar, swaying and stumbling all
over the place, barely able to put one foot in front of the other.
He eventually managed to reach his car, but just as he was
about to try and open the door, a police officer tapped him on
the shoulder and said:
"I hope you're not thinking of driving tonight, sir?"
"Of course I am," replied the drunk.
"I'm in no fit state to walk!"
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~~ "Last night we exchanged heated words,"
the couple told the marriage counselor.
The counselor smiled.
"You're improving!
At least you're arguing instead of resorting
to physical violence."
"Arguing, my a*s," replied the wife.
"We threw alphabet soup at each other.
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~~ President Jimmy Carter's irrepressible mother Lillian Carter
loved to poke fun at her family.
When the 1980 Democratic Convention nominated her son for
a second term as president, Lillian said,
"Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian,
you should have stayed a virgin.'"
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~~ Ambition is the one thing that keeps people moving,
although the "No Parking" sign is doing its best to keep up.
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Todays Thought: Warm Water Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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