The Snow is slowly melting...
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He's watching you..HE KNOWS!.....
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Alvin...is that you??...
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Okay, Okay...shut my pie hole up.....
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Hey!.. we gots a box to play in.....
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I'z gots a box too......
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Bus riders don't need oil.... Who knew??
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Needs a landscaper?? call this guy..he's cheap.
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Who builds a snowman..with all this snow?....
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Their giving them away in crackerjacks too...
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I have no idea, whats going on here??
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Well, their shooting....So I gotta be leaving...
See you later.....
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♥♥♥
~~ "I'm going to tell you some jokes now, and I'll be honest with you, a lot of these jokes have been re-gifted."
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~~ When I checked into a cheap hotel, the receptionist said: "I hope you have a good memory for faces."
I asked "Why?"
"Because he said; there's no mirror in the bathroom."
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~~ Pete was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a
street corner downtown, when she said,
"Excuse me, but if it's not too much trouble,
can you see me across the street?"
Pete replied, "Just a minute."
He walked across the street, looked back and yelled,
"Yes, I can see you!"
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~~ A 4-year-old boy was asked to give the meal blessing before
Christmas dinner.
The family members bowed their heads in expectation.
He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming
them one by one.
Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister,
Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.
Then he began to thank God for the food.
He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad,
the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.
Then he paused, and everyone waited--and waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother
and asked, "If I thank God for the green beans, won't he know
that I'm lying?"
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~~ A TREE OF LIGHTS
Holiday Past - In 1949, the tree at Rockefeller Center in New York
City, New York was strung with 7,500 bulbs.
Holiday Present - Now more than 25,000 bulbs are strung on the
tree - that's more than 5 miles of lights!
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~~ Notes from home to the teacher ----------------------------------
"Please excuse Albertine from choir today.
Her head cold makes it difficult for her to breed."
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~~ A teenager was nervous as he took the wheel for his first
driving lesson.
Two other students waited their turns in the back seat.
As the driver was pulling out of the parking lot, the teacher said,
"Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you
know what you're doing."
The young driver turned to the students sitting in the back seat
and announced, "I'm going left."
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~~ Did you know....
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
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~~ Some Triva......
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days
when the engines were pulled by horses.
The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out
how to walk up straight staircases.
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~~ The three most valuable brand names on earth are:
Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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~~ Harry was a compulsive gambler who would bet on anything,
cards, horses, roulette, dogs, football, baseball, dice, basketball.
One day after a run of bad luck, he said to his best friend:
"Buddy, I hate asking you this, but I need $3,000 urgently.
We've got no food in the house, I owe three months' rent,
the kids need new clothes and my wife is too ashamed to go
0ut because we have bad cheques at every store in town.
Is there any way you can help me out?"
The friend thought for a moment before writing Harry a cheque
for $4,000 so that he could get back on his feet.
"But there's one condition," he said.
"I don't want you using the money for gambling."
"No worries," said Harry.
"I've got money put aside for that."
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Todays Thought: Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never fires, and a touch that never hurts.
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