At least no rain.....waiting for the week end.....
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This mornings Sunrise.......
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I believe he can sleep anywere...nose stopped up...
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Don't want to play.....No..No...
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Glad it's not me...wet suit had to clean.....
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The mind-dazzling colors of a sulfur pool in Yellowstone National Park..
.
A cone of moisture surrounds part of the Ares I-X rocket
during lift off ...
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Phutttttttttttttttttttttttt...
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Leggo my Eggo!
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Poor Eno....Party time......
.
Okay, Okay...I'll leave!!
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♥♥♥
~~ My aunt's young family with two boys ages 3 and 4, had
attended church one spring morning......
As they left the church the pastor said, "Well, look at you boys,
all bright eyed & bushy tailed!"
Joe the older boy loudly announced, "We don't got tails;
we've got Dinkys!"
My aunt was mortified.
.
~~ Driving along a remote country road, Pete saw a sign
that said, "Watch for Fallen Rocks".
A few miles later he spotted some small rocks by the side of the
road and picked a few up and put them in his car.
When he reached the next town, he took them to the highway
maintenance office.
Placing them on the counter, he said to the official:
"Here are your fallen rocks......... Now where's my watch?"
.
~~ My cousin Merle is trained in reiki, a form of healing touch,
and she offered me a treatment in her specially prepared
basement room.
The candles were lit and wonderful New Age music was playing
on the stereo.
At one point, the music swelled along with the sound of cascading
water.
"Your water music is so beautiful!" I exclaimed.
There was a pause, then Merle said, "I don't know if I should tell
you this, but my husband just flushed the toilet."
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~~ Cousin Elly is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed
up.
When she got married her husband bought her one of those
fancy, electric coffee makers.
It had all the latest gadgets on it.
Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked;
how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising,
the coffee is ready."
A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her
how she liked the coffee maker.
"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't
understand.
Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of
coffee?"
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~~ I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and
complaining about how coffee made him nervous.
I said why don't you quit drinking coffee.
He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any
exercise at all."
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~~My young son asked me in the car the other day
"Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?"
How the hell do I respond to that?
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~~ FAIRY TALE: A horror story to prepare children for the
newspapers.
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~~ As mother in a 'Brady Bunch Family' with six children,
I was concerned with everyone respecting one another's
belongings.
One day I spotted my 14-year-old daughter wearing her
16-year-old stepsister's sweater.
“Teresa, did you ask Karen if you could borrow that?” I asked.
“No” she replied.
“She came in my room and took something of mine,
so she left this on deposit.”
The girls had it all worked out.
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~~ "A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on
a sun- drenched beach and does not send a card."
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~~Are you wrinkled with burden?
Come into Church for a FAITH LIFT!
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~~ A series of deadbeat tenants made my friend Marie skittish
about whom to rent to next.
"I'm trying to decide between a woman and a man whose license
plate says HOSTILE."
"Pick the woman," I suggested.
A few days later Marie told me, "I took your advice."
"And she doesn't have plates that read PSYCHO or anything,
right?"
"Well, no, but her last name is Hazzard."
.
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Todays Thought: "Women like silent men. They think they're listening."
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