Had a good weekend?
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Well, The leaves are almost all down....
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Cute newborn.....
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Look out! he's gonna bite!
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Got tired of waiting for the food.....
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Oh, Boy! They left me Breakfast....
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I just bet you would........
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I don't know about this store........
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This is just Wrong.....I couldn't sit in it.....
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Well time for me to pack up, and bug out....
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♥♥♥
~~ Let us all be happy and live within our means,
even if we have to borrow money to do it with.
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~~ 'I called my son David,' said the Welshman,
'because he was born on St David's day.'
'Ay and I called my son Andrew,' added the Scot,
'because he was born on St Andrew's day.'
'Yes,' said Murphy. 'I did the same with my son Pancake!'
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~~ What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily
bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went to the Amusement Park at the weekend and
decided to take a ride on the roller coaster.
As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little
sign by the side of the track.
I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn't make it out.
I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went
by so quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said.
By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a
third time.
As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view."
"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?"
asked the visitor..........."Yes."
"What did it say?"
Stay seated in the car....
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~~ One guy in the plane got up all of sudden and shouted "HIJACK" ...
The passengers got scared and put their hands up ...
From the other end someone shouted Hi John...
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~~ How do you start your days?
Good morning Lord or Good Lord, morning.
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~~ The clinic where I work promoted a co-worker to head
the payroll department, or Payment Management Systems.
The title on his door now reads PMS Director.
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~~ When the Air Force deployed me overseas,
my daughter’s friend asked her where I was headed.
"Guantánamo Bay," my daughter said.
"Oh, my God!" her friend shrieked. "What did he do?"
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~~ The owner of a priceless antiques collection allowed a
museum to exhibit his treasures.
The movers packed the vases while the collector hovered
over them.
"Do be careful," he cautioned one burly mover.
"That vase is nearly two thousand years old."
"Don't worry," the guy replied.....
"I'll treat it like it was brand new."
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~~ A man walked into a plush restaurant, was ushered to a
table by a formally dressed headwaiter, and sat down at a
table on which were displayed the finest china and crystal.
Taking the damask napkin from the solid silver napkin ring,
he unfolded it, put it around his neck and proceeded to tie a
knot in the back.
Staring at him, the headwaiter said, between gritted teeth,
"Sir, will you have a shave or a haircut?"
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~~ You breathe in about 7 quarts of air every minute?
Good thing it's free!....(for now....)
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~~ Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter,
Carolyn, I got a little wistful.
"In ten years," I said, "you'll want to be with your friends and
you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do
now."
Carolyn shrugged.....
"In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway."
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~~ As the lights began dimming at a recent classical-music
concert, an offstage announcer addressed the audience:
"And at this time, would you be good enough to set your
cellphones and small children on vibrate."
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Todays Thought; Never run from your fears.....
Because when they catch up to you you're too tired to fight.
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