Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Friends....... we're getting for a rainy weekend...
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This mornings sunrise........

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EVA Air Boeing 747-45EM taking off from runway 36L at

Amsterdam - Schiphol (AMS / EHAM) (Netherlands).
The great timing and angle just makes this shot,
and the size of the 747, looking quite surreal. .
(snagged from Benny..)

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Tommy and Orelio this morning..pole sitting.....

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I don't care.........

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I'm glad you warned me......I was wondering........

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Fast Bus??......

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This is called "Window Shopping"..........

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Well....time for me to jump outta here........

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~~ All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American

are spent by the government in less than a second.

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~~ After crossing a parrot with a lion, the scientists weren't
exactly sure what they had. But one fact was irrefutable:
When it talked, people listened.

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~~ Q: What do you call a dead magician's assistant?
A: An abracadaver.

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~~ Q: What do you call a spooky waterway?
A: The Eerie Canal.

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~~ Father to son at dinner table: "If your mother can take the
time to defrost this meal, then you can take the time to eat it."

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~~ I work for a radio and television station owned by a
Catholic university.
We were quite concerned when a listener complained about
our "anti-Catholic" traffic reporter.
At first we didn't have a clue what he was talking about...
until we realized the on- air pseudonym our reporter used:
"Skip Church."

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~~ Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house,
crying as though her heart would break.
"What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor.
"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it, Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."

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~~ A diminutive lawyer, appearing as a witness in one of the
courts, was asked by the opposing attorney, who was 6'6",
what he did for a living.
The witness replied that he was a lawyer.
"You? A lawyer?" said the tall attorney.
"Why, I could put you in my pocket."
"Very likely you could," replied the other, "But if you did,
you'd have more law in your pocket than you ever had in
your head"

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~~  Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?
A: With relish.

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~~ Friends and I were chatting over dinner in a restaurant.
A man at the next table told his cell-phone caller to hold on.
Then he stepped outside to talk.
When he returned, I said, "That was very thoughtful."
"I had no choice," he nodded and said to me.
"You were making too much noise."

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~~ Did you know that George Washington had to borrow money
to go to his own inauguration?

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~~ I know my company has made a big effort to be family
friendly, but I was baffled when I read this holiday
announcement posted on the bulletin board:
"All employees are invited to the annual Christmas party.
All children under the age of ten will receive a gift from Santa.
Employees who have no children may bring grandchildren."
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Todays thought:     Multitasking --- screwing up several things at once.