Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Everyone, well it's gonna be a nice day......

Welcome home "Witchy", just relax and get well.....

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Sun's coming up.....annd looks like a great day......

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Headed down Hummingbird lane........

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Playing around on the bike.........gotta have some fun......

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No...No...time to get up.......

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Yah...til next time,, Right?

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She's laffing at the Chili Dog, above.......

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Cool, carved Water melion........ a good job....

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Dead fly art.........somebody has lots of time on their hands....

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Have a coke.....Wow, I'll leave on that one......

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~~ The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when

it hits your stomach.
And it just parks there...and lets the fat have time to get off
and apply for citizenship.

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~~ QUESTION: Is chocolate bad for me?
ANSWER: Are you crazy?
HELLO!!! Cocoa beans!! Another vegetable!!!
It's the best feel-good food around!!!!!!

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~~ A car-wash attendant said to a customer with a dented car,
"Sorry. We only wash cars..... We don't iron them."

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~~ A restaurant was packed with people watching a televised
ball game.
Two diners gave the harried waitress their order,
then waited a long time without getting food.
Hearing the sound of cheers from the bar area, one diner joked,
"It sounds like someone got served!"

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~~ I'm a young guy who hates to cook.
She's a beautiful waitress who serves food.
Of course I was in love.
But even though I frequently ordered out from her restaurant,
I figured she didn't even know I existed.
Then one day, after placing an order, I asked if she needed
my name.
"Nah," she said. "I remember you from before."
Well, now I was on cloud nine.
But I quickly fell back to Earth when I got my food,
inside the bag was the sales slip.
On it, she had written, "Cheeseburger, Med. Well-Fries-Lg.
Coke- for nerdy guy with bad haircut."

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~~ Anyone who truly does believe that men are the equal
of women has never watched a man wrap a Christmas present.

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~~ When he was four, my grandson, Jacob, could hardly
wait for his first day of school.
That morning, he waited anxiously with his mother,
Katherine, for the bus to arrive, then started up the stairs
as soon as the bus pulled up and the doors opened.
With tears in her eyes, Katherine said, "What about a kiss?"
Jacob stopped, retraced a few steps, then promptly kissed
the bus driver before he took a seat.

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~~ QUESTION: Why did the man destroy his piano?
ANSWER: He was looking for his keys.

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~~ I was teaching verb tenses to my second-graders
explaining the past, present, and future tenses.
"The past is what has already happened, such as eating
your breakfast and morning recess," I explained.
"The present is right now; what's happening at this moment.
The next tense is about what's going to happen.
Does anyone know what we call what's going to happen next?"
"I know" said Dean. "Lunch!"

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~~ An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of
their life story, but cannot remember how many times they
have told the same person.

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~~ Old-fashioned Zachary approached Laura's father,
intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage.
"Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter,
and..." "See here, young man," interrupted Laura's dad,
"when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."

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~~ JUDGE: You claim you robbed the grocery store because
you were starving.
So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till?
BURGLAR: Your Honor!
I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
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Todays Thought:  Man has made many machines, complex and cunning,

but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart?
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