Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...Friends, and other readers....

Under the weather this morning....

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Looks more like a Junk yard...........

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Looks cool, but I don't know about riding it........

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Going wild in this will get you......

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Will get you a ride in this........

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Cool looking Mouse......But I think I'll stick with I got...........

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"Tony"...this is'nt some of your work...is it..or maybe "B.J.'s...??

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Get comfortible.....were's the mag's??

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I have nothing to say..........

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~~  Q: What do you get by crossing an alligator with a laughing hyena?

A: A Crocosmile.

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~~ A preschool teacher was cleaning out the center fridge,
dumping stuff into the sink and trash.
One of the things was a baggie full of water.
The teacher looked down and saw a sad little girl with tears
in her eyes, who said, "You threw out my icicle."

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~~ QUESTION: Did you hear about the karate champion who
joined the army?
ANSWER: The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

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~~ "My grandmother is going to have to stop lying about her
age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is."

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~~ "I've worked here for ten years," said Taz, the nurse,"
and I've been doing the work of three people.
I think I deserve a raise."
Taz's, supervisor replied, "Our budget is stretched to the max.
I can't give you a raise.
But if you will tell me who the other two people are,
I'll fire them.

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~~ Utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none.

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~~ My father-in-law was sipping a beer when he confessed
to me he'd drunk more than usual the day before.
"What's more than usual?" I asked.
"A case."
"You can drink a case in a day?!"
"Well," he grumbled defensively, "it doesn't take all day."

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~~ I was feeling pretty old after hearing the TV reporter say,
"To contact me, go to my Facebook page, follow me on Twitter,
or try me the old-fashioned way-e-mail."

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~~ Doing rounds, a new nurse couldn't help overhearing the
surgeon yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
"Why does he keep doing that?" she asked a colleague.
"Oh, he likes to call the shots around here."

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~~ With a party going full bore in the apartment above his,
my friend could forget about getting any sleep.
The next day, he spotted the offending party giver.
"Didn't you hear me pounding on the ceiling?" he asked.
The woman smiled pleasantly.... "That's okay.....
We were making a lot of noise ourselves."

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~~ A visitor at a Ford factory in Dearborn, Michigan had the
good fortune of encountering Henry Ford himself, who,
demonstrating a newly finished automobile,
proudly stated that there were "exactly forty-seven hundred
and nineteen parts in that model."
Impressed by Ford's exhaustive wealth of knowledge,
the visitor located a company engineer and asked the man
for confirmation:
Were there in fact exactly forty-seven hundred and nineteen
parts in that model?
The engineer shrugged his shoulders.
"I certainly don't know," he replied.
"I can't think of a more useless piece of information!"

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~~ All men are not homeless,

but some men are home less than others.
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Todays Thought:  Ladies, when no one understands you, chocolate is there....
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