Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends....Well, we're getting showers this morning...

"Witchy" goes in for surgery this morning.....

so she will be gone for two days.....Get well, sweet Lady....

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Damn,...that looks like Mr.C., the bull... I wondered were he went..

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Golly day,...Are you hungry?.........

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This little one looks like he's praying.....?

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I wouldn't want that ride....Pete would shoot b-b's at me....

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No..no, thats not the right thing to do.........

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I guess they were hungry,..huh?.... any one wannta go swimming?

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He's getting out of here......thinks he might be next.....

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Drunks don't have to go to the meetings.........

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His hate went that deep?....Thats a bad way to feel......

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~~ A young Andrew returned to class after attending a funeral.

He announced.
"When I die, I'm not going to be buried.
I'm going to be marinated."

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~~ We may not imagine how our lives could be more
frustrating and complex, but congress can.

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~~ The kindergarten teacher was standing outside her room
as the children entered one morning.
Along came little David, deliberately winking his left eye.
"Why, David," said the teacher, "Are you winking at me?"
"No, just got my turn signal on," David replied,
making a neat left turn into his room.

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~~ Opportunity is a bald man with a beard:
You can catch him coming, but you can't catch him going.

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~~ The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing
shop had just been burglarized.
"It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could
have been if he'd robbed me yesterday."
"Why is that?" the detective asked.
"Because today everything was on sale."

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~~ "Bucky", a doting father used to sing his little children
to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the
three-year-old,.......
"If you pretend you're asleep, he stops."

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~~ An elementary school teacher,
well versed in educational jargon,
asked for a small allotment of money for
"behavior modification reinforcers."
The principal saw the item and asked,
"What in heaven's name is that?"
"Lollipops," the teacher explained.

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~~ QUESTION: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
ANSWER: When you are a mouse.

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~~ Two men went fishing.
One was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn't.
Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish,
he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh.
Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish,
he threw it back.
The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and
finally got tired of seeing the man waste good fish.
"Why do you keep throwing back all the big fish you catch?"
he asked.
The inexperienced fisherman replied,
"I only have a small frying pan."

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~~ We've begun to raise daughters more like sons...
but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our
daughters.

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~~ A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom...
his hands were very dirty.
She stopped him and said, "Teddy, please wash your hands.
My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room
with hands like that?"
Smiling the boy replied, "I think I'd be too polite to mention it."

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~~ At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full
size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter.
A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense
of what the pilot sees and feels.
A guide at the top of the ramp points out the various controls
and gauges in the cockpit and gives information about the
aircraft's capabilities to each visitor who gets in.
When my two-year-old son sat down in the plane,
he seemed fascinated by all he saw and heard.
Then, he looked out at us and said, "Gramma,
could I have a quarter?"

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~~ QUESTION: What has forty feet and sings?
ANSWER: The church choir.

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~~ The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
"Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language.
Where did you hear it?"
"My daddy said it," he responded.
"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained,
"you don't know what it means."
"I do, too," Jeffrey corrected.
"It means the car won't start."
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Todays Thought:  Don't make someone a priority, who only makes you an option...
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