Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and readers.....A nice Fall day...
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Trees have some color, down Hummingbird Lane.......

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Isn't this a nice old country church??....

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Now shes a cute, sweet looking girl........

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Happy 1st Birthday First Dog, Bo!

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These guys are "Buddys"....mess with one and the other will mess with you..

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A couple of these will...get you to try that...▼▼

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Extreme water skiing.......

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Bryde's whale circles as it prepares to seize a meal..

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My man Eno.......

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~~ "Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you."

('Soupy Sales'..)

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~~ A small boy told a Sunday school teacher:
"When you die, God takes care of you like your parents
did when you were alive...only God doesn't yell at you all the time."

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~~ Several weeks after a young woman is hired,
she is called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asks.
"When you applied for this job, you told us you had five
years of experience.
Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," the young woman replies, "in your advertisement
you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

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~~ An Easterner was riding with a rancher over a blistering
and almost barren stretch of West Texas, when a strange bird
scurried in front of them.
Asked by the Easterner what the bird was, the rancher replied,
"That's a bird of paradise."
The stranger from the East rode on in silence for a moment,
then said, "Long way from home, isn't it??"

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~~ Ole and Lena went to the hospital so Lena could deliver
their first baby.
As Ole waited in the lobby, the doctor came out to talk to him.
The doctor said, "I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you have a normal baby boy.
The bad news is that it is a cesarean."
Ole started crying, and said, "Vel, I'm glad it is a healthy baby,
but I vas kinda hoping it vould be Norwegian!"

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~~ A golfer who was known for his bad temper walked into
the pro shop one day and plunked down big bucks for a new
set of Woods.
The staff all watched to see what would happen after he used
them for the first time...more than half expecting he'd come in
and demand his money back.
But the next time he came in, he was all smiles.
"They're the best clubs I've ever had," he said.
"In fact, I've discovered I can throw them at least 40 yards
farther than I could my last ones."

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~~ They call it take-home pay because there is no other place
you can afford to go with it.

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~~ Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a sheep?
A: An animal that knits its own sweaters.

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~~ A man's wife never ceases to wonder why her husband
can't show as much patience waiting for his supper as he
does when he's waiting for a fish to bite.

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~~ When he received a journal as a gift, an eight-year-old boy
was mystified.
He asked his mother what he was supposed to do with it as
the pages were blank.
"You write down interesting stuff that happens to you."
she replied.
"I see, he said. "It's like a blog on paper."

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~~ Two drunks found themselves on a roller coaster.

One said.
"We're making great time, but I'm not sure this is the right bus!"

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~~ Two friends went out to dinner.
They were reading through the menu when one friend remarked
to the other that scientist say we are what we eat.
The other friend replied, "I don't know if that's true, but let's err
on the side of caution and order something rich!"
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Todays Thought: A nation of sheep will beget a government

of wolves. - Edward R. Murrow ...
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