God Morning....Friends and good readers.....A nice Fall Morning....
43º degrees F. this morning....And got Deer walking all around the place...
They like Hummingbird lane...lot's good food....
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Would have liked to have taken pictures of the deer but,
the digtial camera won't pictures thru the screen.......
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Ah yes....The Duke boys in the army......get um boy's....
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Yep.....gotta keep your cool..........
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Yep! Now you went and done it.............
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I don't know....they still blame you........
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I don't think I'd wanna park there any more.......
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Yep!! I can believe it.......That and the Prez is on the TV all day.....
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An AD for Americans.............
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Now....you went and done it.....you let the cat outta the bag........
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~~ The DOT has put 40,00 hwy workers out of work.
They put a kick stand on the shovel.....
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~~ Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help
convert fats, sugars and starches into aches, pains and cramps.
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~~ Teenager to father watching football on TV:
Was Mom your first- round draft choice?"
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~~ One tax preparer found himself telling an anxious client,
"Your signature is all that's required,..........
cross your heart and hope to die is unnecessary".
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~~ When asked to describe what it's like to serve in the desert
at the Marine base in Twentynine Palms, California,
my friend replied,
"It's one big ashtray, and our butts are sitting in it."
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~~ Waiting my turn to enter a rotary intersection,
I noticed a guy drive around twice, then leave by the same
road he'd entered. His vanity license plate read..... "Genius."
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~~ A golf commentator made a curious observation about
Arnold Palmer during a tournament one day:
"Palmer, usually a great putter,
seems to be having trouble with his long putt.
However he has no trouble dropping his shorts..."
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~~~ There was a director who was given a black eye after
arguing with the studio's most stunning actress.
As the studio chief glibly noted when the Hollywood Press
Corps called for the lowdown,
"You might say he was struck by the beauty of the place."
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~~~ Drilling her students for a test,
the history teacher asked if anyone could recite
Washington's farewell address.
Little TJ raised his hand and replied,.... "Heaven."
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~~ Dairy promotion:
"You can't beat our milk, but you can sure whip our cream."
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~~~ A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like,
"I think the light was yellow," or, "I think it was still raining."
The cross-examining lawyer interrupted, saying derisively,
"We don't care what you think.
What do you know?"
The harried witness paused for a moment and then replied,
"Then I may as well leave the witness stand.
Since I'm not a lawyer, I can't talk without thinking."
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~~ A pesty child was making a nuisance of himself by playing
ball in a plane that was crossing the ocean.
"Listen, kid," said one of the passengers,
"why don't you go outside and play"
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~~ FELIX: You play one-on-one basketball with your dog?
He must be very unusual.
Gus: Not really........... I beat him most of the time.
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~~ MANAGER TO FIGHTER: Don't be afraid of him.
Remember, if he were any good, he wouldn't be fighting you.
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Todays Thought; Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.
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