Good Morning Everyone.....Going to have a nice weekend?
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A little old time salvation is what we need......
Bath time?.
Yep...their chilling out...........
Yep...their chilling out............
"Witchy", want to rent one of these? ..........
Dog sleeping in the cats bed,...so the cats sleep on him.....
I tried this once while working on a hot summer.......rather keep my hair..... (what I got of it)
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They been into "Summers", screech........
Must spend alot of time back there.....?.
Watch this thing....it bites.......could hurt, you know.......
Arkansas bar-b-que......? Right Pete..........
I never heard these guys... wonder why I don't wanna now?.
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~~ The ship sank....... He was the lone survivor.
He swam towards a distant beach.
When he arrived there, he crawled up on the shore to rest
and count his blessings; that's when he saw the first one,
a pecan pie.
He then saw a banana split, a cup of vanilla
gelatin, chocolate chip cookies, caramel apples and yellow cake.
Suddenly he realized he was on a desserted island.
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~~ "I'm sorry, Gus," said the doctor,
"there's simply nothing I can do for you.....
Your condition is hereditary."
"Oh," replied Gus, "in that case just send the bill to my parents."
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~~ Q: What's a practical nurse?
A: A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.
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~~ COACH of the R-ville Devils.....
We have a great team this year.
So far we have had no losses, no draws and no goals
scored against us.
REPORTER: How many games have you played?
COACH: The first one is next Sunday.
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~~ Why do so many go from air-conditioned houses,
offices, and cars to health clubs to sweat?
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~~ My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years
I had to think about preparing midday meals.
Tired of it after several months, I said,
"I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch."
"Fair enough. From now on I'll make my own," he replied.
A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and
invited me to join him afterwards.
"We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like,"
he suggested.
I happily agreed.
At the restaurant the next day we were seated, and the waiter
came to take our order.
My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said,
"Separate checks, please..."
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~~ Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory
banks of our children.....
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~~ It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn.
The teacher asked the children their names one at a time,
and for each to spell their name out loud.
When she came to a young Pakistani boy and asked his name,
he replied, "Ravashanka Vankatarataam Bannerjee."
"How do you spell that?" asked the teacher.
"My mother helps me," said the little boy.
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~~ QUESTION: Who is more satisfied, a man with a million
dollars, or a man with six children?
ANSWER: The man with six children.
The man with a million dollars wants more.
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~~ During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive,
our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship.
His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive
attitude, even when turned down.
One potential customer told Philip,
"I've got papers and magazines strewn all over the place - -
I don't need any more."
Philip's reply?...... "Well, how about a subscription to
'Good Housekeeping'?"
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~~ One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was
attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased
from his license.
The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time
was crucial and that the classroom doors would be locked
when each session began.
Just after one class started, someone knocked on the locked
door.
The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?"
The student replied, "I was trying not to get another ticket."
The officer let him in.
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~~ "According to a new survey of all the social-networking sites,
Twitter had the highest percentage of older users.
In fairness, most of them just kept creating new accounts
because they forgot their passwords."
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Todays Thought: An attitude is contagious..... Is yours worth catching?
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