Up and at them....sleepy heads.
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He looks bright eyed and bushy tailed...........
These just look cute........
A dolphin's tail fin is its engine. Without it, dolphins can't swim, jump or dive, so engineers from Bridgestone Tire Company worked to design a new rubber tail for Fuji. 
She can't believe it........
A dolphin's tail fin is its engine. Without it, dolphins can't swim, jump or dive, so engineers from Bridgestone Tire Company worked to design a new rubber tail for Fuji. .
She can't believe it.........
Friends...........
Friends............
Watch it......your getting snow in my coffee........
Watch it......your getting snow in my coffee.........
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..
My friend Eno!! 
My friend Eno!!.
♥♥♥
~~~ "The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over, never weeded a garden."
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~~~ Gus: My brother’s just opened a shop.
Pete: Really? How’s he doing?
Gus: Six months...... He opened it with a crowbar.
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~~~ An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"he wrote, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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~~~ I used to be a Stock broker, seriously, I made several of my clients small fortunes.Unfortunatly they started with large fortunes......
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~~~ The ditzy CNA student was instructed to wash her hands.
"Both of them?" she asked.
"No, just do one," replied her instructor.
"I'm curious to see how you'll do it...
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~~~ It is not true that the appendix is useless; it has helped put doctors' kids through college.
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~~~ A doctor drove into San Francisco's Chinatown to his favorite Chinese restaurant.
To his surprise, he found the place closed.
After he had banged on the door, the Chinese proprietor bobbed his head out and said: 'Sorry, we're not open tonight....... Yom Kippur, you know.'"
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~~~ This country might be full of cheap vacation spots; the trouble is that it costs a lot of money to get to them.
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~~~ Wealth is when small efforts produce big results.
Poverty is when big efforts produce small results."
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~~~ Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road.
He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem rider.
One passenger, for instance, seemed irritated at having to hand over his ticket to be punched. "Where are you going today?" Bob asked, smiling.
"Well, what does the ticket say?" replied the traveler sarcastically.
"Um, it says you're on the wrong train," Bob informed him.
"What am I supposed to do now?" asked the flustered passenger.
Returning the punched card, Bob replied calmly, "Ask the ticket."
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~~~ ya know your too broke, If :
At communion you go back for seconds.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice.
McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
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Todays Thought; "You know you're on a diet when cat food commercials make you hungry."
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Pete: Really? How’s he doing?
Gus: Six months...... He opened it with a crowbar.
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~~~ An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"he wrote, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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~~~ I used to be a Stock broker, seriously, I made several of my clients small fortunes.Unfortunatly they started with large fortunes......
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~~~ The ditzy CNA student was instructed to wash her hands.
"Both of them?" she asked.
"No, just do one," replied her instructor.
"I'm curious to see how you'll do it...
.
~~~ It is not true that the appendix is useless; it has helped put doctors' kids through college.
.
~~~ A doctor drove into San Francisco's Chinatown to his favorite Chinese restaurant.
To his surprise, he found the place closed.
After he had banged on the door, the Chinese proprietor bobbed his head out and said: 'Sorry, we're not open tonight....... Yom Kippur, you know.'"
.
~~~ This country might be full of cheap vacation spots; the trouble is that it costs a lot of money to get to them.
.
~~~ Wealth is when small efforts produce big results.
Poverty is when big efforts produce small results."
.
~~~ Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road.
He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem rider.
One passenger, for instance, seemed irritated at having to hand over his ticket to be punched. "Where are you going today?" Bob asked, smiling.
"Well, what does the ticket say?" replied the traveler sarcastically.
"Um, it says you're on the wrong train," Bob informed him.
"What am I supposed to do now?" asked the flustered passenger.
Returning the punched card, Bob replied calmly, "Ask the ticket."
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~~~ ya know your too broke, If :
At communion you go back for seconds.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice.
McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
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Todays Thought; "You know you're on a diet when cat food commercials make you hungry."
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