Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....everyone.....Well, it's a good week coming up....
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Wow....That's the kind of dog I need..........
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I have no idea why.............. 7 years bad luck!!

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Penguin army.....

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Hanging on to Mama..... I bet you wouldn't touch the baby......

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Motala the elephant stepped on a land mine near the Thai-Burma border in 1999.

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The kitten is saying: "Hey, guys... whats up?

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Don't cuss....Call Gus!......

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Oh, My........

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Seems like a deal.................................

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~~~ Just wanted to let you know I received my stimulus package yesterday...
It contained watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to McDonalds..
The directions were in Spanish.

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~~~ Obama says not to worry about the government health care plan competeing with the independant health care organazations.
"Look at UPS and FEDX, they are doing alright, its the post office thats in trouble."

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~~~ A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
Well, said the scout.
Mom had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.

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~~~ As Sarah's extended family of twelve gathered around the big table for a holiday feast, her husband Don raised a glass of wine and said, "I'd like to make a toast, everyone," All the guests but Sarah's six-year-old daughter Paige raised their glasses.
Paige announced, "I want some turkey, not toast, please."

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~~~ Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat.
Bob: Why?
Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

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~~~ A Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.

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~~~ A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.
After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced.
"OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said.......
Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

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~~~ I decided to buy an outfit for my girlfriend this weekend.
I went to the mall and found a really cool twin set in this one store, but for the life of me I couldn't remember what size she is.
I looked around and luckily saw another customer in the store who was built pretty much like my girlfriend.
So I went up to the person and said, "Excuse me, sir, but what size are you?"

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~~~ I was just settling into a barber's chair when I overheard the elderly man next to me say, "I'm not much for pills, but I am taking Ginkgo-Viagra.
I want to remember what sex was like."

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~~~ Gus was listening Bobbie practice her singing.
He said, I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.
That’s nice of you, Gus, she replied.... Why?
Gus responded, "Because Christmas is five months away."
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Todays Thought: Gardening is a way of showing that you believe in tomorrow.
Also; God blesses my garden, but He doesn't weed it!