Hope youall are having a great weekend........
I gotta say; Hi to "Witchy"........
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Yep! know the feeling well!..............................
Now they look calm and cool................
But!.....I don't know about this guy, or what ever it is...
But!.....I don't know about this guy, or what ever it is....
Oh,...That would make me mad...........
Oh,...That would make me mad............
Elvis and M.J. found??..........Now that's bad......
Elvis and M.J. found??..........Now that's bad.......
Is this Bad?? Trolls having a Barbie-Q.........Yep it's bad.....
Is this Bad?? Trolls having a Barbie-Q.........Yep it's bad......
Bread mobile......What if he get hungry durning a race?
Bread mobile......What if he get hungry durning a race?.
Awww, this little guy wants to get outside and play........
Awww, this little guy wants to get outside and play.........
I don't think he looks cool...... Not my thing...... 
I don't think he looks cool...... Not my thing.......
♥♥♥
~~~ Gus; "Someone once told me always to be myself."
Rae; "Well, you couldn't have gotten worse advice."
.
~~~ Gus, was attempting to build a patio for the first time.
He bought 100 cement blocks.
Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space.
The next day Gus put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the
ground was too hard to keep the patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning.
Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, his next-door neighbor asked.........
"Gus, are you going to put your patio away every night?"
.
~~~ Freedom of speech is wonderful ...........
right up there with the freedom not to listen.
.
~~~ The junior officers challenged the senior officers at an Marine Base to
see who would donate the most blood.
After trying several times to locate a vein in the left arm of a young first
lieutenant, the medical technician applied a Band- Aid, and then inserted
a needle into the right arm, drawing blood this time, and then put a
Band-Aid on that arm as well.
As he left the collection facility, the lieutenant passed a colonel.
Noting the two bandages, he looked at the first lieutenant and shook his
head, saying, "I knew you young guys would find some way to cheat."
.
~~~ Driving through Oklahoma, We went out of our way to stop at what
was billed as the largest McDonald's in the world.
However, we were less than thrilled when an employee addressed everyone
over the intercom: "Attention, world's largest McDonald's customers."
.
~~~ Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line.
.
~~~ An Englishman was flying to Australia when the stewardess tonged
him two hot towels, which proved upon application to be cold.
So he told her...not in complaint, but simply because he thought she might
want to warm them up some more.
The stewardess turned to him and, smiling sweetly, with only the tiniest
trace of sarcasm, said, "Well, why don't you sit on them a bit?
That should warm them up."
.
~~~ Said a chiropractor to his patient, "It's going to rain. I can feel it in
your bones."
.
~~~ Last October my wife bought a magnolia tree from the local nursery,
but after only a few weeks the leaves shriveled.
It appeared to be on its last legs.
My wife took some leaf samples and marched into the nursery to demand
an explanation.
"I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia," said the manager."
Good," said my wife....... "What's it suffering from?"
"Autumn," he replied.
.
~~~ In an out-of-the-way small Spanish town, my wife and I stopped for lunch.
We discovered that none of the waiters spoke English. Undaunted, we used
our rudimentary Spanish to find the fish section on the menu, but we had
no way to distinguish one from the other.
Suddenly one of the waiters struck a dramatic Zorro pose and moved his arms
in great slashes.
"Si!" I exclaimed, and we sat back anticipating our swordfish.
.
~~~ Dr. Hey: Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's
eating us.
.
~~~ A woman traveling with her two-year-old son met a man who had
eight children.
She told him that she loved her son so much that she could not imagine
dividing that love by eight.
"Madam," the man gently replied, "you do not have to divide your love....
You multiply it."
.
~~~ QUESTION: What do two oceans do when they meet?
ANSWER: Nothing. Just wave!
.
~~~ Two men met at a party.
One offers the other a cigarette.
“No thanks..... I tired it once, didn’t like it.”
“Beer?”
“ No thanks..... Tried it once, didn’t like it.”
“Caviar?”
“No thanks...... Tried it once, didn’t like it.”
At that time his son came and whispered something into his ear.
“Your only child, I presume?”
.
.
Todays Thoughts; "Those who love deeply never grow old."
Rae; "Well, you couldn't have gotten worse advice."
.
~~~ Gus, was attempting to build a patio for the first time.
He bought 100 cement blocks.
Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space.
The next day Gus put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the
ground was too hard to keep the patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning.
Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, his next-door neighbor asked.........
"Gus, are you going to put your patio away every night?"
.
~~~ Freedom of speech is wonderful ...........
right up there with the freedom not to listen.
.
~~~ The junior officers challenged the senior officers at an Marine Base to
see who would donate the most blood.
After trying several times to locate a vein in the left arm of a young first
lieutenant, the medical technician applied a Band- Aid, and then inserted
a needle into the right arm, drawing blood this time, and then put a
Band-Aid on that arm as well.
As he left the collection facility, the lieutenant passed a colonel.
Noting the two bandages, he looked at the first lieutenant and shook his
head, saying, "I knew you young guys would find some way to cheat."
.
~~~ Driving through Oklahoma, We went out of our way to stop at what
was billed as the largest McDonald's in the world.
However, we were less than thrilled when an employee addressed everyone
over the intercom: "Attention, world's largest McDonald's customers."
.
~~~ Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line.
.
~~~ An Englishman was flying to Australia when the stewardess tonged
him two hot towels, which proved upon application to be cold.
So he told her...not in complaint, but simply because he thought she might
want to warm them up some more.
The stewardess turned to him and, smiling sweetly, with only the tiniest
trace of sarcasm, said, "Well, why don't you sit on them a bit?
That should warm them up."
.
~~~ Said a chiropractor to his patient, "It's going to rain. I can feel it in
your bones."
.
~~~ Last October my wife bought a magnolia tree from the local nursery,
but after only a few weeks the leaves shriveled.
It appeared to be on its last legs.
My wife took some leaf samples and marched into the nursery to demand
an explanation.
"I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia," said the manager."
Good," said my wife....... "What's it suffering from?"
"Autumn," he replied.
.
~~~ In an out-of-the-way small Spanish town, my wife and I stopped for lunch.
We discovered that none of the waiters spoke English. Undaunted, we used
our rudimentary Spanish to find the fish section on the menu, but we had
no way to distinguish one from the other.
Suddenly one of the waiters struck a dramatic Zorro pose and moved his arms
in great slashes.
"Si!" I exclaimed, and we sat back anticipating our swordfish.
.
~~~ Dr. Hey: Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's
eating us.
.
~~~ A woman traveling with her two-year-old son met a man who had
eight children.
She told him that she loved her son so much that she could not imagine
dividing that love by eight.
"Madam," the man gently replied, "you do not have to divide your love....
You multiply it."
.
~~~ QUESTION: What do two oceans do when they meet?
ANSWER: Nothing. Just wave!
.
~~~ Two men met at a party.
One offers the other a cigarette.
“No thanks..... I tired it once, didn’t like it.”
“Beer?”
“ No thanks..... Tried it once, didn’t like it.”
“Caviar?”
“No thanks...... Tried it once, didn’t like it.”
At that time his son came and whispered something into his ear.
“Your only child, I presume?”
.
.
Todays Thoughts; "Those who love deeply never grow old."
1 comment:
Great line up today...enjoyed it tremendously.
Have a good week.
Suzzie
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