Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....I bet every ones getting tired of seeing good morning every morning.
So how about Hey guys? or Whatsup?
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They wonder whats going on......
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I guess they find it very funny..........

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Nice old panel truck........

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Time for breakfast..............................

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He heard a noise, so he's checking it out........

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Oh, no.....we got a bad egg...........

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He better be pumping that bike..........

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Turn the air down.........

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Got the air working.........

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~~~ Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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~~~ A really proud fisherman is setting in the pub with his mates, telling them of an epic battle he had with a huge monster fish.
His buddy starts laughing and says "I've seen the pictures, and that fish

was 6 inches at the most!"
"yea, so?" the proud fisherman replied ......
"after 4 hours of fighting, a fish can loose a lot of weight!"

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~~~ How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

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~~~ Son on his laptop said to his Mother: "I got an 'A' in my business class.
I outsourced my homework to a kid overseas!"

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~~~ Brenda said.... My husband was describing our upcoming holiday at a resort to our four children, aged three to nine.
It was at a place where the beds would be made, he told them, the meals would be cooked, and all the cleaning would be done for us.
Our oldest looked puzzled...... "Then what's Mommy coming for?" he asked.

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~~~ It's a good thing the guy in charge of naming galaxies was into chocolate

bars and not Chinese food.
Otherwise, the Milky Way might have been named Moo Goo Gui Pan, and

who wants to have to learn about that?

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~~~ A guy was hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up

a really tall tree.
The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher.
Then, the bear climbed down and went away.
So the guy starts to climb down the tree.
Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger

bear with him.
The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first.
But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him.
Eventually, the bears went away.
Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again.
Suddenly, the two bears return.
But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble.....
Each bear was carrying a beaver.

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~~~ My husband and I have been raising poultry for several years.
One evening while we were at the hatchery to get a batch of chicks, a neighbor

phoned, wanting to speak to my husband.
He was left speechless when my daughter, five-year-old Brittany, told him

that her dad couldn't come to the phone because he was in town picking up chicks.

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~~~ While enjoying our sport-fishing boat, I tried to teach my wife how to

operate it, in case of emergency.
She always preferred to soak up the sun, rather than my instructions.
Heading home under full power at the end of one outing, I stepped away

from the controls and told her:
"Pretend I'm having a heart attack.
You must take the controls, bring the boat back to shore and secure it."
She did this successfully, as I sat nearby answering her questions.
That evening while I was relaxing on the couch, my wife came in from the

kitchen, where she had been cooking dinner.
Sitting down next to me, she said, "Pretend I'm having a heart attack.
You must finish cooking dinner, clean up and wash the dishes."

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~~~ You Know You’re In Alaska When...You have to put your sun visor

down at 3:00 a.m.

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~~~ Our six-year-old son begged us for a pet, and we told him he could

have a goldfish.
We saw that the pet shop was having a sale on goldfish kits, which included

the fish, fishbowl, food and coloured stones for the bowl's bottom.
When I said that we would be buying him a goldfish kit, he looked surprised,

"You mean," he said, "I have to put together my own fish?!"

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~~~ Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back

wondering why the hell you went.

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~~~ Worried patient: "Doctor, I'm very worried.
I'm still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from

work every evening."
Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing to worry about.
Just have a few drinks before your dinner...that will soon wake you up.
"Patient: "Thanks very much, doctor.
But when I consulted you before, you told me to cut out drinking alcohol

completely.
"Doctor: "Yes, so I did......
But that was last week and medical science has progressed enormously

since then."
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Todays Thought: Admitting failure like drinking bitter tea. (Charlie Chan )