Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning........world....We're having a HOT week......

I hope yours is good.....

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A tough situation ..............................

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Border patrol??.......................

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Tarantulas Aggressively Baring Their Fangs .........

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Cool Costume ....Harry and Fluffy.....

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Thunderstruck ... lightning hits the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada, during a fierce storm....Image; ap.........

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~~~ Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time:
Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

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~~~ While working as a radiological technologist in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a trauma patient.
I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pelvis.
"What happened to this patient?" he asked in astonishment.
"He fell out of a tree," I reported.
The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree.
"I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Asplundh TreeExperts.
"Gazing intently at the X-rays, the radiologist blinked and said,...... "Cross out 'experts."

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~~~ Got home after a week on the road and my wife opened her robe to show me she had gotten her right nipple pierced.
"How do you like that?" she asked.
I said "Reminds me of my Grandma`s bathtub drain plug."
I`m still on the couch.......................

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~~~ Gus: If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do?
Pete: I wouldn't go back to those two places, that's for sure.

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~~~ What will fall on the lawn first?
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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~~~ The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said."
And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.

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~~~ How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders?

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~~~ It was our new receptionist's very first job, and it showed in the way she dressed, her revealing clothes screamed "college" more than "office."
As diplomatically as he could, our boss sat her down and told her that she would have to dress more appropriately.
"Why?" she asked...... "Are we going out to lunch?"

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~~~ After successfully trying her case, Clarence Darrow was embraced by his lovely client, who thanked him expansively and desired to know, "How can I ever thank you?"
"My dear," replied the lawyer, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money, there has only been one answer to that question."

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~~~ My cousin wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her.

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~~~ A lawyer was questioning the testimony of a witness to a shooting.
"Did you see the shot fired?"
" No, sir, I only heard it."
"Stand down" said the judge sharply.
"Your testimony is of no value."
The witness turned around in the box to leave, and when his back was turned to the judge he laughed loudly and derisively.
Irate at this exhibition of contempt, the judge called the witness back to the chair and demanded to know how he dared to laugh at the court."
Did you see me laugh, Judge?" asked the witness.
"No, but I heard you," retorted the judge.
"That evidence is not satisfactory, Your Honor, said the witness respectfully.

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~~~ A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" insisted the man.
"I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I've been trying to do that for years!"
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Todays Thought: Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?