Going to be a nice one.......
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Just a wee bit Foggy, this morning...But the cows don't care........
Twin koalas are so rare that records show only four sets have ever been born..
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Sea pigs are also known as scotoplanes, a genus of deep-sea holothurians (sea cucumbers).
This sea creature is like a cross between a pig and a slug.
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Rainbow view: The stunning tulip fields of the northern Netherlands.
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A seal pup named Kalli peers out of a basket...
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Mama holding her baby........
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Cool block of cheese...........
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Yep....thats for sure.........
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Oh, yah...we're bad..................
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~~~ We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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~~~ Doctor: I’m sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal. Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper.
Doctor: To make your will?
Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite.
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~~~ An old lady gets on a bus and she can't help but notice the size of the stomach on the busdriver as she puts her change in to pay her fare.
She looks shakes her head "tsk tsk tsk" she mutters "
Is there a problem ma'am ?" asks the driver.
She replies " if that stomach was on a woman I'd swear she was nine months pregnant."
The busdriver replies " It was and she is ."
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~~~ The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"
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~~~ what do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other ?
Eileen........
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~~~ The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary.
The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.per word.
She thinks for a moment and says "Fred's dead."
The man then informs her there is a five word minimum.
She' says "Okay... Fred's dead; Buick for sale"
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~~~ Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know........
First one: How do you know?
Second one: My dog told me.
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~~~ Notice: A truckload of Viagra has been hijacked... ....
Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
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~~~ So, I was watching Bobbies cat... playing with a cord hanging from the blinds for about 10 minutes or so, and I started thinking 'jesus, the stupid animal is so damn easily amused'.
And then I realized that I'd been staring at a cat playing with a string for ten minutes.
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~~~ The ancient Romans were unaware of Hong Kong.
Otherwise, today, we would be calling it; HONGUS KONGUS!!!!!
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~~~ A couple goes to an art gallery.
They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
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~~~ To attract men, wear a perfume called; New Car Interior..
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Todays Thought; Young might be beautiful..... But old is comfortable.
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