Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends...Ready for a very hot weekend?
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How about these markings.......cool huh?
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A hot Tomato....................?

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The guineafowl puffer, from the Pacific Ocean. When fully expanded, it can reach 50 cm in length ...

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Who knew you could do so much with butter.

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Cool picture..............................

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Walking in the woods, you wouldn't see him.........

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This is a cool guy.......

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Poor Eno....... Oh, I know someone who plays golf like this......

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~~~ "Dirty hands, iced tea, garden fragrances thick in the air and a blanket of color before me, who could ask for more?"

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~~~ A couple are touring a historic graveyard when they spot a tombstone that reads "Here lies a politician and an honest man."
man says to the woman, "Look honey, there's two people in that grave."

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~~~ President Obama is going to take a vacation at Martha’s Vineyard.
They’ve rented a beach house.
Nothing says vacation like two weeks on an island with your mother-in-law.

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~~~ When a fellow piano tuner was ill, I took over his assignment of tuning a piano in a girls' boarding house.
While I was at work, several of the girls strolled casually through the room in various states of undress.
The climax came when a young lady in startling deshabille appeared to pay the bill.
As I was writing the receipt, she suddenly gave me a bewildered look, then fled, screaming. "That's not our regular man!"
Their regular man is blind.

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~~~ Learning to use a voice-recognition computer program, I was excited about the prospect of finally being able to write more accurately than I type.
First I read out loud to the computer for about an hour to train it to my voice, then I opened a clean page and dictated a nursery rhyme to see the magic.
The computer recorded: "Murry fed a little clam, its fleas was bright and slow."

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~~~ Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?

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~~~ Resumes received by the company where I work are often attached as files to e-mail letters of application.
The sender of one obviously wasn't aware that the name of the file shows up in the message. The name for his cover letter was a heartwarming "suck- up.txt."

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~~~ When he received a journal as a birthday gift, my twelve-year-old son was mystified.
"Dad, what am I supposed to do with this?....... The pages are blank."
"You write down interesting stuff that happens to you," I said.
"So it's like a blog...on paper."

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~~~ My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labour- saving devices as they pulled into our driveway.
Karen said, "I love my new garage-door opener."
"I love mine too," my wife replied, and honked the horn three times.
That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage..

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~~~ As we moved some patio stones in the backyard, we uneartheda nest of ants.
Our youngest son, Roy, was fascinated with the thousands of ants scurrying madly around.
After watching for a few minutes, he glanced up.......
"It looks just like recess."

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~~~ After my office computer was upgraded, it began spontaneouslyturning itself off.
I harassed the IT department with so many phone calls that they finally sent someone to check it out, but nothing was found to be wrong.
"What exactly is happening?" he asked.
"Well," I said, "Whenever I go for a coffee, everything shuts down.
It's like this." I stretched, pushed back from my desk and got up.
On cue, my PC turned off.
The techie reached under my desk and moved the power bar-away from my feet.

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~~~ Just before the procession began at a wedding my in-laws attended, a young child sitting near them asked his mother, “When is the persecution going to start?”

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~~~ After a two-week vacation, a man returned to his office and one of his fellow workers asked him what kind of time he'd had.
"I spent the whole two weeks helping my wife paint the rooms in our house," he groaned."
Does she do that often?"
"Well," he replied, "when we moved in a few years ago, the guest room was nine by twelve......... Now it's eight by eleven!"

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~~~ My friend Diane, a busy mother of five boys, frequently did maintenance jobs on her house.
One day, after hours on a ladder painting the upper windows, she complained to her husband that she'd felt dizzy.
For her next birthday she received some scaffolding.
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Todays Thought; Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Law of Burnt Fingers)
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