Down Hummingbird Lane

Good "Hot" Morning.....Everyone have a great weekend?
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Carol sent this picture of the fires in B.C. Canada....they need rain.....
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He's checking us out.......He's thinking...what ugly critters....

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Cute but mean.........

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These are cute.............................

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She's got her tounge out....saying na, na, ne na na......

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What can I say??

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One day old, baby

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Does not like to be handled, and will scratch and bite......

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Love!!...................

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~~~ If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
- George Orwell -

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~~~ Gus: My uncle can shoot a gun faster than any man in the West.
He can even shoot without taking his gun out of its holster.
Pete: What do you call your uncle?
Gus: "Toeless Joe."

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~~~ The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles.
They have always taught you that it is your patriotic duty to go to war and slaughter yourselves at their command.

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~~~ Two old guys were chatting..... One said to the other: "My 70th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!!..... Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup !!.... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

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~~~ A man on the witness stand testified, "Look man, it happened like this..."
The judge slammed the gavel.
"You will address the court as Your Honor!"
"Do you mean to say," the witness asked, puzzled, "that you aren't a lawyer?"

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~~~ The most interesting item in the newspaper is the one somebody cuts out before you see it.

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~~~ About flying and airplanes:You've never been lost until you are lost at Mach 3.
The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire.
When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
Mankind has a perfect record in aviation.
We never left one up there.
The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world. It can just barely kill you.
Never fly in the same cockpit wth someone braver than you.
Basic flying rules: Try to stay in the middle of the air.
Do not go near the edge of it.
The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.
It is much more difficult to fly there.

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~~~ Carol: Did you notice that I dropped some weight this summer?
Rae: From the look of your knees, you didn't drop it far enough.

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~~~ Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me to diet.
One evening we took a brisk walk downtown, and I surprised her by jumping over a parking meter, leapfrog style.
Pleased with myself, I said, "How many fat men do you know who can do that?"
"One," she retorted.

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~~~ "He is so romantic........ Every time he speaks to me he starts by saying 'Fair Lady'."
"Romantic my foot!........ He used to be a bus driver...."

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~~~ Is this a healthy place?” asked a visitor in search of a spa. “
It sure is..... When I first came here, I couldn’t speak, I had hardly any hair on my head, I could not walk and had to be lifted from place to place.”
“That’s wonderful......... How long have you been here?”
“I was born here.”

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~~~ Sherry told me; I was about to leave the house on an errand, and my husband was getting ready for a dental appointment.
"I wish we could trade places," I said, knowing how much he dreaded the coming ordeal.
He watched as I gathered our newborn onto my left arm and picked up a package with that hand.
I flung a diaper bag and my purse over my right shoulder, grabbed our two-year-old with my free hand and wrestled the car keys from him.
My husband shook his head.
"No, thanks," he said. "
At least where I'm going they give you anesthesia."
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~~~ Faced with economic pressures, many commercial offices are cutting back on costs wherever possible, in an attempt to remain profitable.
At one particular office, employees are taking management's belt- tightening orders seriously:
"I'm taking two cups of coffee instead of five a day from the office kitchen", said one of the workers."
"I'm taking home only half the office supplies I used to", one worker noted.
"I'm using one roll of toilet paper instead of two rolls a day", said the other who mentioned that he used to spend two hours in the office toilet a day."

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~~~ A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire.
The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer.
"I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused...... "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

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Todays thought: A fool and his money never become old acquaintances. (Charlie Chan)
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