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Celebrate...but be careful.........
Cure critters.........
Another cutie.........
Another cutie..........
He's checking them out.........
He's checking them out..........
She thought it was funny.........
I wouldn't get too close....look at them teeth........
She thought it was funny..........
I wouldn't get too close....look at them teeth.........
What a ugly bunny........
Oh...Oh....the end....time to go.....
What a ugly bunny.........
Oh...Oh....the end....time to go......
♥♥♥
~~~ JULY IS NATIONAL HOT DOG MONTH...
The IFOCE Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contestis an annual competitive eating competition held at Nathan's Famous Corporation's original and best-known restaurant at the corner of Surf and Stillwell Avenues in Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York.
The event is held on July 4, and is regarded as the world's most famous hot dog eating contest and a colorful tradition of Independence Day in the United States.
The 93rd annual contest was held on July 4, 2008.
Six-time champion Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi and defending champion Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, were tied with 59 hot dogs eaten after the new ten-minute time limit, but Chestnut prevailed by winning a five-dog "eat off" held immediately after the contest.
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~~~ During Hot Dog Season, Memorial Day to Labor Day, Americans typically consume 7 billion hot dogs or 818 hot dogs consumed every second during that period.
New Yorkers consume more hot dogs than any other city, beating out Chicago and Los Angeles.
During the Fourth of July Weekend, Americans enjoy 150 million hot dogs!
.
~~~ Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
.
~~~ A woman came to the hospital to visit a friend.
She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology.
A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials.
"Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said."
So would I," replied the technician..... "It's a floor cleaning machine."
.
~~~ First cave man to second cave man: "I don't care what you say.
We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."
.
~~~ My seven-year-old son, on our first-ever camping trip, watched as I lit a fire using a waterproof match.
As I tended the fire, Stan picked up the box of matches and read the cover.
"Daddy," he asked, "did you start the fire with waterproof matches?"
When I answered yes, Stan looked very concerned.
"Then how are we going to put it out?"
.
~~~ Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
That's true.......
Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?
That's true.......
Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful women?
That's true........
What does your doctor say about all of this?
My doctor is dead. - George Burns -
.
~~~ At the museum, there is a painting in which Adam and Eve are holding an apple.
A Briton says, “They are Britons.
The gentleman is sharing a delicious apple with a lady.”
A Frenchman says, “They must be French.
They are walking around in the nude.”
The American says, "They are Americans, keeping a pet snake around shows individualism."
A North Korean says, “They are North Korean.
They have no clothes and little food but think of themselves as living in paradise.”
.
~~~ Baseball, it is said, is only a game.
True..... And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona......
.
~~~ In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you.......
It makes you look ten years younger."
"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer.
"I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"
.
~~~ FOOD for thought; Why is fish considered brain food?
It was dumb enough to get caught!
A group of fish is called a school.
So what do they learn in that school?
How to avoid getting caught?
Or do they learn to indicate before making a left turn, do a shoulder check and if all is clear, turn?
I’ve never seen a fish with indicator lights, so that can’t be it.
Dolphins are much smarter than ordinary fish, yet a group of dolphins is known as a POD!
What kind of a pod?
Pea pod?
Cocoa pod?
A tri pod?
Shouldn’t a group of dolphins be known as a college of dolphins or even a university of dolphins? Baby dolphin to sardine: “I just graduated from the Royal College of Dolphins!”
.
~~~ A little man is sitting in a bar when a big guy comes up and says, "Here’s a punch from Japan".
The little man stands up and the big guy says, "Here’s a kick from Korea".
The little guy picks himself up off the floor, just smiles and goes away.
Twenty minutes later he comes back and knocks the guy out cold.
Then he looks at the bartender and says, "When he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from 'Lowes'".
.
~~~ To keep their active two-year-old from roaming onto the busy street in front of their home, my sister and brother-in-law decided to put a gate across the driveway.
After working over two weekends on the project, Robert was ready to attach the lock to complete the job.
He was working on the yard side of the gate, with his daughter nearby, when he dropped the screwdriver he was using and it rolled under the gate, out of his reach.
"I'll get it, Daddy," Lauren called, nimbly crawling under the newly erected barrier.
.
~~~ Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space, but okay to go to the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
The IFOCE Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contestis an annual competitive eating competition held at Nathan's Famous Corporation's original and best-known restaurant at the corner of Surf and Stillwell Avenues in Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York.
The event is held on July 4, and is regarded as the world's most famous hot dog eating contest and a colorful tradition of Independence Day in the United States.
The 93rd annual contest was held on July 4, 2008.
Six-time champion Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi and defending champion Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, were tied with 59 hot dogs eaten after the new ten-minute time limit, but Chestnut prevailed by winning a five-dog "eat off" held immediately after the contest.
.
~~~ During Hot Dog Season, Memorial Day to Labor Day, Americans typically consume 7 billion hot dogs or 818 hot dogs consumed every second during that period.
New Yorkers consume more hot dogs than any other city, beating out Chicago and Los Angeles.
During the Fourth of July Weekend, Americans enjoy 150 million hot dogs!
.
~~~ Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
.
~~~ A woman came to the hospital to visit a friend.
She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology.
A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials.
"Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said."
So would I," replied the technician..... "It's a floor cleaning machine."
.
~~~ First cave man to second cave man: "I don't care what you say.
We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."
.
~~~ My seven-year-old son, on our first-ever camping trip, watched as I lit a fire using a waterproof match.
As I tended the fire, Stan picked up the box of matches and read the cover.
"Daddy," he asked, "did you start the fire with waterproof matches?"
When I answered yes, Stan looked very concerned.
"Then how are we going to put it out?"
.
~~~ Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
That's true.......
Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?
That's true.......
Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful women?
That's true........
What does your doctor say about all of this?
My doctor is dead. - George Burns -
.
~~~ At the museum, there is a painting in which Adam and Eve are holding an apple.
A Briton says, “They are Britons.
The gentleman is sharing a delicious apple with a lady.”
A Frenchman says, “They must be French.
They are walking around in the nude.”
The American says, "They are Americans, keeping a pet snake around shows individualism."
A North Korean says, “They are North Korean.
They have no clothes and little food but think of themselves as living in paradise.”
.
~~~ Baseball, it is said, is only a game.
True..... And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona......
.
~~~ In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you.......
It makes you look ten years younger."
"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer.
"I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"
.
~~~ FOOD for thought; Why is fish considered brain food?
It was dumb enough to get caught!
A group of fish is called a school.
So what do they learn in that school?
How to avoid getting caught?
Or do they learn to indicate before making a left turn, do a shoulder check and if all is clear, turn?
I’ve never seen a fish with indicator lights, so that can’t be it.
Dolphins are much smarter than ordinary fish, yet a group of dolphins is known as a POD!
What kind of a pod?
Pea pod?
Cocoa pod?
A tri pod?
Shouldn’t a group of dolphins be known as a college of dolphins or even a university of dolphins? Baby dolphin to sardine: “I just graduated from the Royal College of Dolphins!”
.
~~~ A little man is sitting in a bar when a big guy comes up and says, "Here’s a punch from Japan".
The little man stands up and the big guy says, "Here’s a kick from Korea".
The little guy picks himself up off the floor, just smiles and goes away.
Twenty minutes later he comes back and knocks the guy out cold.
Then he looks at the bartender and says, "When he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from 'Lowes'".
.
~~~ To keep their active two-year-old from roaming onto the busy street in front of their home, my sister and brother-in-law decided to put a gate across the driveway.
After working over two weekends on the project, Robert was ready to attach the lock to complete the job.
He was working on the yard side of the gate, with his daughter nearby, when he dropped the screwdriver he was using and it rolled under the gate, out of his reach.
"I'll get it, Daddy," Lauren called, nimbly crawling under the newly erected barrier.
.
~~~ Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space, but okay to go to the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
.
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