Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Well, a nice rainy day.....been raining all night, and will all day....
One thing's for sure...we got plenty rain this spring.....
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Nice picnic picture....right?
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Little Red Riding Hood, is that you?
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A very good horse picture........ wild family?
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He's saying, "I'm better looking then a horse"....
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A good wat to lock up your bike......
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Now, this is what I call a pothole.......
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You'll pay..........
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He will have to ride home in the bus...... (cool bus)
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"Witchy" and the forum lady's are going to get me for this picture....
I'm sorry.....Okay? I lost my mind there for a wee bit..
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~~~ Before he left on a business trip, Pete, my friend took his young son aside.
"Tom," he said, "I'm trusting you to take care of the family.
You'll be the man of the house."
Comprehending the gravity of the situation, Tommy said, "In that case I'm going to need the remote."

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~~~ I saw a billboard sign that said: NEED HELP, CALL JESUS1-800-005-3787
Out of curiosity, I did.......
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower..

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~~~ As a volunteer in the pediatrics department at a local hospital, I am continually educated, entertained and amused by the children I meet each week.
Once, I asked a four-year-old girl where she got her beautiful curly hair.
She immediately replied, "It just grew out of my head!"

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~~~ Pete: do you remember John Williams?
I saw him today.
He was the student body president at our high school.
Gus: That was thirty-five years ago.
Pete: I know...... In fact he has gotten so bald and so fat he didn't even recognize me.

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~~~ "Bitterness imprisons life; love releases it.
Bitterness paralyzes life; love empowers it.
Bitterness sours life; love sweetens it.
Bitterness sickens life; love heals it.
Bitterness blinds life; love anoints its eyes."

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~~~ My neighbor Larry, a Fish and Game Warden, decided to go fishing at a local river on his lunch break.
Upon arriving, he met up with another angler at his favorite spot.
“You can't fish while you're on duty,” the angler said as Larry cast his line.“
I'm not on duty,” Larry said.
“It's my lunch break.”
After a while, Larry decided to check that the fisherman had a license.
“Can I see your license?” he asked.
“No,” the sharp angler refused....... “You're not on duty.”

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~~~ Why do bulimics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.

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~~~ The sermon was endless.
Getting to another point, the minister said, "What else can I say?"
A member of the congregation yelled out,..... "Amen!"

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~~~ A firm of shipowners wired one of their captains: Move heaven and earth but get here Friday.
Just as they were getting a little anxious they received the following reply: Raised holy hell and arriving Thursday.

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~~~ Politeness is making company feel at home, when you wish they were.

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Todays Thought; Don't Steal…the Government Hates Competition!
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2 comments:

  1. Ooooooo Gus you'd better start running! Just because you're on another continent doesn't mean you're safe lol Rae xx

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  2. Oooohhhh....you are a brave man Gus...and some of us do live on the same continent! LOL

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