Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.... Early today.....gotta go out for a wee bit.....
So hang inthere "Bubba"...
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Good place to have coffee in the morning....
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Sad lookin....wants breakfast....

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She just wants to sleep....

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New "Mom"???

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I don't know about this guy....

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Lookin cute.......

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Now here is cuteness......right?

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Just you wait until I get loose!!!

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~~~ My friend Pete sez: I can't lose weight.
I go jogging......
I gain weight......
I keep running into restaurants........

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~~~ The sermon was endless.
Getting to another point, the minister said, "What else can I say?"
A member of the congregation yelled out,..... "Amen!"

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~~~ Perhaps one reason budgets often don't work is that most of us only work five days a week but we spend money on all seven.....

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~~~ According to a new scientific theory, lifting weights kills germs.
The only problem is getting the germs to lift weights.

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~~~ A little girl from the city, seeing a horse being shod, rushed to her mother.
"Mother," she cried, "there's a man out there building a horse.
I just saw him nailing on the feet!"

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~~~ In my early driving days, I had the bad habit of running out of gas frequently.
Once, I was stranded at the mall and called my father for help.
When he arrived, I was under the hood, poking around.
"I think there's something preventing the gas from reaching the carburetor," I said.
"Yeah," he shot back...... "A five- dollar bill."

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~~~ British physicist William Thomson Kelvin (1824-1907) worked out an improved method for measuring the depth of the sea, using piano wire and a narrow-bore glass tube, stoppered at the upper end.
experimenting with this invention, he was interrupted one day by his colleague James Prescott Joule.
Looking with astonishment at the lengths of piano wire, Joule asked him what he was doing, "Sounding," said Kelvin.
"What note?" asked Joule.
"The deep C," returned Kelvin.

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~~~ A few years ago, I opened the invitation to my cousin's 100th birthday party.
On the front in bold letters, it screamed, "If he's heard it once, he's heard it a hundred times. Happy Birthday, Harold!"

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~~~ While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."
I told him I was unsure.
To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.
That's when I overheard another pupil say to him,"Why bother to look it up?.... She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."

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Todays Thought: The safest way to cross life's streets is to hold hands.
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