Pretty nice here........ Taz..is on a walk-about, so one less reader......
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I'd like to have my walk-about on the beach, with a "Special Lady"...
Damn.....that's a tall bird.......
Donkey basket ball, Donkey baseball and cow pie bingo is a lot of fun to watch....
I take it the cat doesn't like her breakfast....picky...picky.....
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Gus's Limo............................
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I guess their sleepy....... all that playing.....
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I don't what to say........weird lookin.....................
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Just remember this , next time you go swimming.......
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~~~ Looking up from the poker table in a Las Vegas, Nevada casino.
"Bobbie" saw a sign that said, "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."
She dialed the number and said, "I have an ace and a six...
The dealer has an ace and a seven........ What should I do?"
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~~~ I noticed a yellow triangular sign posted on a telephone pole near my house that said: "I lost 40 pounds in two months," followed by a phone number to call for more information. Directly beneath the advertisement someone had written on a piece of cardboard: "Thanks, I found them...... Don't lose any more!"
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~~~ My favorite mythical creature?..... The honest politician.
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~~~ During a visit to the hospital, I popped into the cafeteria for breakfast.
I set a piece of bread on the moving toaster rack and waited for it to return golden brown. Instead, it got stuck all the way in the back.
When I couldn't reach it, the woman in line next to me took control of the situation.
Seizing a pair of tongs, she reached in and deftly fished out the piece of toast.
"You must be an emergency-room worker," I joked.
"No," she said, "an obstetrician."
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~~~ Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank.
Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly, I've just had novocaine."
You should have used the drive-through," she said.
"Why?"......
"Everyone who goes through, sounds like that," she explained.
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~~~ Barbara: Doctor, doctor, you've got to help my son!
He bites his nails in school.
DOCTOR: Lots of children bite their nails.
Barbara: Their toenails?
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~~~ A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. "My life is a mess," he says.
"My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat."
"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" suggests the collie.
"I can't," says the poodle.
"I'm not allowed on the couch."
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~~~ The goat and the farmer were shown to their seats by the theatre usher.
When the film was over, the goat applauded loudly.
As the goat and the farmer left the theatre, the usher asked, "And did your goat enjoy the movie?"
"Very much," the farmer said.
"Amazing!" replied the usher."
I think so, too," said the farmer, "especially since he didn't care too much for the book."
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~~~ I know a few people that are a natural at multitasking.
They can goof up, screw up, and mess up all at the same time.
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Todays Thought; I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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