and cool......
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A new born calf next door...... there is alot of then in the field.......
A little heavy,....Bubba ?.
Some weird clouds.......Thats scary lookin...................
Some weird clouds.......Thats scary lookin....................
I got nothing to say........
I got nothing to say.........
Looks familiar.........
Looks familiar..........
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wrong house in the wrong place......
wrong house in the wrong place.......
Looks cool.....Kitty! 
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Looks cool.....Kitty!.
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~~~ My homemade oil-and-vinegar dressing tasted so awful that I'm tempted to write a letter of complaint to those bozos at Quaker State."
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~~~ Young Wyatt was told that he should not talk in the library.
Remembering this Wyatt silently went in search of a book.
Upon finding what he wanted,
Wyatt went to his mother and screamed... "I'll take this one!"
.
~~~ Now that I can afford to indulge myself and have time to lie in the sun, everyone's telling me how hazardous it is to my health.
.
~~~ A man goes skydiving for the first time.
After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.
Excited, he jumps out of the airplane.
After a bit, he pulls the ripcord.
Nothing happens.
He tries again..... Still nothing.
He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute.
He pulls that cord........ Nothing happens... He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.
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~~~ Young Wyatt was told that he should not talk in the library.
Remembering this Wyatt silently went in search of a book.
Upon finding what he wanted,
Wyatt went to his mother and screamed... "I'll take this one!"
.
~~~ Now that I can afford to indulge myself and have time to lie in the sun, everyone's telling me how hazardous it is to my health.
.
~~~ A man goes skydiving for the first time.
After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.
Excited, he jumps out of the airplane.
After a bit, he pulls the ripcord.
Nothing happens.
He tries again..... Still nothing.
He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute.
He pulls that cord........ Nothing happens... He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.
Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes.
Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*!!
Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits --
yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
.
~~~ The United States once issued a stamp honoring United Nations Secretary General Dag Hammarskjold.
During the printing, one fifty-stamp sheet was inserted backwards, resulting in a rare printing of inverted stamps.
A lucky stamp collector named Leonard Sherman purchased the sheet for $2 at the post office.
Sherman, however, should have kept the purchase a secret.
When the United States Post Office learned of the error, ten million more were deliberately printed, reducing the value of Sherman's sheet...to about $2.
.
~~~ Working as a telemarketer for MCI Communications, I made a call to a home one evening. When a boy around eight answered the phone, I identified myself, told him I was calling for MCI and asked to speak to his parents.
As he put the phone down, I heard him yell, "Dad! Dad" ....
The FBI wants to talk to you!"As soon as the father answered the phone in a quivering voice, I said, "Sir this is not the FBI; this is MCI Communications."
After a long pause, the man said, "This is the first time I am actually glad to hear from you guys."
.
~~~ We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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~~~ Wyatt's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.
The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Wyatt's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Wyatt replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
.
~~~ "Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you 40 percent less likely to die of a heart attack.
Not that the cat could care less either way, really."
.
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Todays Thought: A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*!!
Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits --
yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
.
~~~ The United States once issued a stamp honoring United Nations Secretary General Dag Hammarskjold.
During the printing, one fifty-stamp sheet was inserted backwards, resulting in a rare printing of inverted stamps.
A lucky stamp collector named Leonard Sherman purchased the sheet for $2 at the post office.
Sherman, however, should have kept the purchase a secret.
When the United States Post Office learned of the error, ten million more were deliberately printed, reducing the value of Sherman's sheet...to about $2.
.
~~~ Working as a telemarketer for MCI Communications, I made a call to a home one evening. When a boy around eight answered the phone, I identified myself, told him I was calling for MCI and asked to speak to his parents.
As he put the phone down, I heard him yell, "Dad! Dad" ....
The FBI wants to talk to you!"As soon as the father answered the phone in a quivering voice, I said, "Sir this is not the FBI; this is MCI Communications."
After a long pause, the man said, "This is the first time I am actually glad to hear from you guys."
.
~~~ We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
.
~~~ Wyatt's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.
The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Wyatt's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Wyatt replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
.
~~~ "Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you 40 percent less likely to die of a heart attack.
Not that the cat could care less either way, really."
.
.
Todays Thought: A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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