yesterday evening and today, pretty bad....
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We could go to Foxfield races.....Wanna go "Witchy"?.
I don't think the cats too thrilled/..........
Farm across the way......It's a biggie..... They raise milk cows....
We could ride the balloon...........lots fun.
Wants a ballon ride?? what a long face......
I don't have that to worry about....no money.......
Thems "GOLD".....
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I thought a toon would be nice....haven't posted one in awhile....
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~~~ On my birthday I got a really funny card from a friend.
It joked about how our bodies might be getting older, but our minds were still "tarp as shacks..
"I wanted to thank the friend who sent the card, but I couldn't.....
She forgot to sign it......
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~~~ When a thief snatched a chain necklace that Bobbie was wearing, she grabbed at his collar, trying unsuccessfully to stop his getaway.
Asked for the thief's description later, she said,"Don't bother looking for him....
He only got a costume- jewelery chain of mine.
But when I grabbed him by the collar, I got his chain, and it's real gold!"
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~~~ Life is very much like the grindstone.
Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up greatly depends upon what you are made of.
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~~~ Following a tough day of homeschooling...
my friend was in the kitchen muttering to herself when her 14-year-old son walked in.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"I'm having a parent- teacher conference," she growled.
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~~~ At a championship high diving contest, a spectacular dive was performed to wild applause. Then the announcer's voice came over the loudspeaker:"Ladies and gentlemen! I have some good news and some bad news.
"The good news is that the judges have awarded the magnificent dive you just witnessed a perfect score.
The bad news is--there was no water in the pool."
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~~~ Back in 1963, inventor Harvey Ball (1922-2001) was asked by an insurance company to come up with a symbol to help improve company morale.
In about ten minutes he came up with a yellow circle with dots for eyes and a big curvy grin.
By the early 70's his little face was emblazoned on bumper stickers, coffee mugs, and, famously, boxer shorts.
It became a symbol of the 'Me Decade,' even ending up on a postage stamp.
He sold the image for 45 bucks to the insurance company and never copyrighted it, so he didn't make another dime, but that never bothered him.
He said, 'Hey, I can only eat one steak at a time.'
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~~~ "The New Kids on the Block announced that they will be appearing on a cruise ship.
A cruise ship spokesman said, 'What can we say?.....
Good waiters are hard to find.'
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~~~ Computer games don't affect kids.
If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
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Todays Thought: When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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