Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.... Another great day......Docs appointment day...
Thank goodness, it's the last one for this one......been allmost 4 yrs.
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Mean lookin.......but he's only a pussycat......
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Good cap.......

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Oh!...No not the Geico crutter......
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She thought that was funny........

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The eyes tell the story..........

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Having a hard time at the drive-in, are ya......

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Don't fall..........it's just around the corner......

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Couple cute ones........
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~~~ When you tell a redneck he keeps getting a bunch of spam... he gets excited and says I like mine fried.....

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~~~ I was hospitalized with an awful sinus infection that caused the entire left side of my face to swell.
On the third day, the nurse led me to believe that I was finally recovering when she announced excitedly, "Look, your wrinkles are coming back!"

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~~~ The girls are wearing less and less on the beach, which is perfect for me because my memory is starting to go. - Bob Hope -

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~~~ I am a deputy sheriff assigned to courthouse security.
As part of my job, I explain court procedures to visitors.
One day I was showing a group of ninth-graders around.
Court was in recess and only the clerk and a young man in custody wearing handcuffs were in the courtroom.
"This is where the judge sits," I began, pointing to the bench.
"The lawyers sit at these tables.
The court clerk sits over there.
The court recorder, or stenographer, sits over here.
Near the judge is the witness stand and over there is where the jury sits.
As you can see," I finished, "there are a lot of people involved in making this system work."
At that point, the prisoner raised his cuffed hands and said, "Yeah, but I'm the one who makes it all happen."

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~~~ Up on the screen at our local multiplex, the star whispered to his female costar, "I want you to be my mistress."
"What's a mistress?" my seven-year-old granddaughter yelled out.
Then the man gave the woman a passionate kiss.
"Never mind," my granddaughter said.

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~~~ Sue said: My three sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest sister was showing us a low-fat cookbook and pointed out a chicken dish she had tried the night before.
Reading the ingredients, I commented, "It looks like it would taste really bland."
"It did," she replied, "until I added cheese and sour cream."

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~~~ In our storeroom, we use a stepladder to get items from the top shelf.
But it's always in the way, and after banging my shin on it for the umpteenth time, I asked the staff to please keep it somewhere safe.
The next day, I found the ladder neatly collapsed and placed where it couldn't hurt anyone: on the top shelf.

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~~~ During my first year at cooking school, my roommate Nelson won a prestigious culinary-arts award.
The prize was presented during a lavish banquet staffed by students gaining practical experience in the field.
After the ceremonies, the young coat-check clerk asked Nelson how he had enjoyed the banquet.
"Very much" answered Nelson, beaming.....
"I was the guest of honor."
"Really?" the coat-checker replied.....
"I won that award last year."

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~~~ I was on my way to the dentist's office to have my teeth cleaned.
Bobbie said aren't you going to brush your teeth before you go.
I said no, why should I?
I never wash my car before I take it to a car wash.

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Todays thought: Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
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