Florida is having the rainy weather now...... Keep dry.."Witchy"
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A sunset from Fla....I thought it was very pretty.......
You think their talking about the weather ??
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Feeding time........
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They don't mind getting wet........ wonder if they use lip balm?
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Glad you like........
Words of wisdom.....
Oh...My....Thats gotta hurt........and get you wet.....
Okay....Capt. Obvious......
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~~~ "You've all heard my arguments," says the managing director to the board.
"Now let's vote on it.
Anyone who doesn't agree with me should raise their right hand and say I resign."
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~~~ YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE COMING OUT?
ITS RATED ARRRRRR...
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~~~ What did the blonde say .........when she opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look, Daddy ... doughnut seeds."
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~~~ "Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her.
As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard.
It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face.
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~~~ The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face.
"You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party.
I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."
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~~~ The recession is worse than a divorce.
You lose half your fortune and still have your wife.
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~~~ My wife was fascinated by the elegant calligraphy on the hand-written menu in a Chinese restaurant.
She took it home and spent months knitting a sweater with Chinese characters down the front.
She was wearing it at a cocktail party when a Chinese physician asked where she got the symbols.
"From a menu," she admitted."
Do you know what they say?"
"I'm afraid to ask," my wife said, "but tell me anyway."
"Cheap, but good."
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~~~ Our copier was on the fritz so I put a note on it: "Service has been called."
When the technician told me he had to order parts, I added a second note: "
Parts have been ordered."
During the next five days, when we had to use an older, slower copier on the other side of the building, someone taped a third note to the machine: "Prayers have been said."
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~~~ An old prospector marched into an assayer's office and threw two huge nuggets on the counter.
The clerk stared at them, open- mouthed."
Well," said the prospector impatiently, "don't just stand there! Assay something!"
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Todays thought: Puberty can be a confusing time for young boys...
That's why God gave us the Internet.
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"Now let's vote on it.
Anyone who doesn't agree with me should raise their right hand and say I resign."
.
~~~ YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE COMING OUT?
ITS RATED ARRRRRR...
.
~~~ What did the blonde say .........when she opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look, Daddy ... doughnut seeds."
.
~~~ "Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her.
As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard.
It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face.
.
~~~ The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face.
"You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party.
I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."
.
~~~ The recession is worse than a divorce.
You lose half your fortune and still have your wife.
.
~~~ My wife was fascinated by the elegant calligraphy on the hand-written menu in a Chinese restaurant.
She took it home and spent months knitting a sweater with Chinese characters down the front.
She was wearing it at a cocktail party when a Chinese physician asked where she got the symbols.
"From a menu," she admitted."
Do you know what they say?"
"I'm afraid to ask," my wife said, "but tell me anyway."
"Cheap, but good."
.
~~~ Our copier was on the fritz so I put a note on it: "Service has been called."
When the technician told me he had to order parts, I added a second note: "
Parts have been ordered."
During the next five days, when we had to use an older, slower copier on the other side of the building, someone taped a third note to the machine: "Prayers have been said."
.
~~~ An old prospector marched into an assayer's office and threw two huge nuggets on the counter.
The clerk stared at them, open- mouthed."
Well," said the prospector impatiently, "don't just stand there! Assay something!"
.
.
Todays thought: Puberty can be a confusing time for young boys...
That's why God gave us the Internet.
.
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1 comment:
Good ones Gus.. Weathers nice here too........Carol
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