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I love cats, but this one takes the cake......it is ugly to me.....I like cats with fur on them........
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This critter has plenty fur........
Of course this bird has something to say about it......Listen up you......
Of course this bird has something to say about it......Listen up you.......
Lady...ah Lady.....No,No,No!!
Lady...ah Lady.....No,No,No!!.
What can you say??...just handing over my peanuts........
I don't know what to say....I'm speechless........
What can you say??...just handing over my peanuts.........
I don't know what to say....I'm speechless.........
Our buddy..Eno...........
Message from my friend........(used to be..)
The other lions say, "Absolutely brilliant.
Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."
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~~~ Bumper sticker spotted on a pickup truck: "Yes, this is my pickup truck.
No, I am not available to help you move."
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~~~ The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the library, So when my husband's co-worker saw the gridiron star roaming the stacks looking confused, she asked how she could help.
"I have to read a play by Shakespeare," he said.
"Which one?" she asked.
He scanned the shelves and answered, "William."
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~~~ As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a man who wanted to book a flight for two but wasn't happy with the price of $59 per ticket.
"I want the $49 fare I saw advertised," he insisted, saying he would accept a flight at any time.
I managed to find two seats on a 6 a.m. flight.
"I'll take it," he said then worried his wife might not like the early hour.
I warned there was a $25 fee per person if he changed the reservation.
"Oh, that's no problem," he said dismissively. "What's fifty bucks?"
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~~~ Astronaut John Glenn was the first American to orbit the Earth.
When he was asked what thoughts crossed his mind in the moments before taking off into space, he said, "I looked around me and suddenly realized that everything had been built by the lowest bidder."
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~~~ After sawing at his steak with no effect, a restaurant patron called the waiter over and complained about the tough piece of meat.
The waiter looked at the customer's plate and announced, "I am very sorry, but I can't take it back because you have already bent it."
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~~~ Cheating Wife Man to lawyer: “ I think my wife is fooling around.”
Lawyer: “ How can you be so sure?”
“Last week I saw her go to a porno movie with some strange man.”
“So why didn’t you follow her?”
“Nah, I had already seen the movie.”
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~~~ Sherry said:
After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance.
The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change.
As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow, Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"
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~~~ A client recently brought her two cats to the veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. She watched closely as they put each on the scale.
"They weigh about the same," he told her.
"That proves it!" she exclaimed.
"Black does make you look slimmer,
Our buddy..Eno............
Message from my friend........(used to be..).
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~~~ Taz, sent this in this mornings e-mail......Thanks Taz....
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.
To show the others whose boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimpanzee house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both.
What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.
As soon as he starts he is attacked and stung by the bees.
He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
He wanders up to another lion and says,.... "What's the food like here?"
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.
To show the others whose boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimpanzee house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both.
What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.
As soon as he starts he is attacked and stung by the bees.
He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
He wanders up to another lion and says,.... "What's the food like here?"
The other lions say, "Absolutely brilliant.
Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."
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~~~ Bumper sticker spotted on a pickup truck: "Yes, this is my pickup truck.
No, I am not available to help you move."
.
~~~ The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the library, So when my husband's co-worker saw the gridiron star roaming the stacks looking confused, she asked how she could help.
"I have to read a play by Shakespeare," he said.
"Which one?" she asked.
He scanned the shelves and answered, "William."
.
~~~ As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a man who wanted to book a flight for two but wasn't happy with the price of $59 per ticket.
"I want the $49 fare I saw advertised," he insisted, saying he would accept a flight at any time.
I managed to find two seats on a 6 a.m. flight.
"I'll take it," he said then worried his wife might not like the early hour.
I warned there was a $25 fee per person if he changed the reservation.
"Oh, that's no problem," he said dismissively. "What's fifty bucks?"
.
~~~ Astronaut John Glenn was the first American to orbit the Earth.
When he was asked what thoughts crossed his mind in the moments before taking off into space, he said, "I looked around me and suddenly realized that everything had been built by the lowest bidder."
.
~~~ After sawing at his steak with no effect, a restaurant patron called the waiter over and complained about the tough piece of meat.
The waiter looked at the customer's plate and announced, "I am very sorry, but I can't take it back because you have already bent it."
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~~~ Cheating Wife Man to lawyer: “ I think my wife is fooling around.”
Lawyer: “ How can you be so sure?”
“Last week I saw her go to a porno movie with some strange man.”
“So why didn’t you follow her?”
“Nah, I had already seen the movie.”
.
~~~ Sherry said:
After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance.
The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change.
As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow, Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"
.
~~~ A client recently brought her two cats to the veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. She watched closely as they put each on the scale.
"They weigh about the same," he told her.
"That proves it!" she exclaimed.
"Black does make you look slimmer,
And stripes make you look fat."
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~~~ The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed.
"Nothing too tall or too wild.
And no bright colours, please. My house is decorated in beige and cream.
Here is a wallpaper sample."
She handed me a plain square of tan- colored paper.
"Your name?" I asked.
"Mrs. Bland," the woman replied.
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Todays thoughts; Forbidden fruits create many jams ..
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~~~ The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed.
"Nothing too tall or too wild.
And no bright colours, please. My house is decorated in beige and cream.
Here is a wallpaper sample."
She handed me a plain square of tan- colored paper.
"Your name?" I asked.
"Mrs. Bland," the woman replied.
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Todays thoughts; Forbidden fruits create many jams ..
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I quite like 'furless' cats but the face on this one looks photo-shopped lol Rae xx
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