Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Well, it's a lot of difference this morning from yesterday.
(My friends in Canada sent it down...they were envious.) ha-ha...
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Snow flurries this morning......then rain......
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He's watching..................................

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I couldn't do this.......but I bet he gets a good picture..........

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This is a nice looking pair............

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Look out!... this bird loves ice cream.......

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Look who's hung over...... must of had a whopper of a party last night......

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Hey...you guys, hold the noise down....upstairs is hung over......

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Now thats cool.......But it would never make it to florida.....

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~~~ A young boy, about 8 years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks out a huge box of laundry detergent.

The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
“Nope, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to wash my dog!”
“But you shouldn’t use this to wash your dog.

It’s very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he’ll get sick.

In fact, it might even kill him.”
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.
About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy.

The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

“Oh, he died,” the boy said sadly.
The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, “I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog.”

“Well,” the boy replied, “I don’t think it was the detergent that killed him.”

“Oh? What was it then?”
“I think it was the spin cycle!”

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~~~ Sign in supermarket reads "Wanted: Clerk to work eight hours a day, to replace the clerk who didn't."

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~~~ Sign displayed in gift shop: "Don't write letters, send flowers.

They can't be read in court."

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~~~ We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog.

When we heard a noise at night we'd bark ourselves.

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~~~ A racehorse owner asked his jockey why he didn't ride his mount through a hole when it opened up just before the final turn.

"I tried," replied the jockey.

"But it is impossible to go through a hole that is going faster than your horse."

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~~~ Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf...
Jesus tees up - 400 YARDS!! straight down the middle of the fairway.

Moses tees off - 450 YARDS!!! Dead Center!

The old man tees off - 30 yards and a shank into the woods.

just then a gopher runs out of the woods with ball in his mouth.

An eagle swoops down out of the sky, grabs the gopher in his talons, and flies off.
Then a bolt of lightning comes out of the clear blue sky, strikes the eagle who lets go of the gopher; the gopher lands on the green, the ball rolls out of his mouth STRAIGHT INTO the cup!!

Jesus sez: "Nice shot, Dad!"

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~~~ Now that baseball season is upon us, I'd like to address the fact that women know nothing about baseball!

If you ask a woman to choose between catching a pop fly or saving a babies life; they choose the baby every time
Without EVEN considering if there are men on base?

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Todays thought: The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.