Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....everyone.......I can't get over the weather....
Now, we got a wintery mix coming in the morning...
someone must have not liked one picture yesterday........
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This mornings sunrise...........
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Mom cat.....she's my favorite, and my oldest.......

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You don't want to be around him when he's drunk.................

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He's a happy dog.......................................

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Got a bunch of these Blue Jays around Hummingbird lane.......

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A pretty picture......

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We don't have any of these... So I don't know what they are......

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~~~ Bobbie told me......."Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter."

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~~~ really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a dept. store and asks - "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"

Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "why wouldn`t you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers.......................

"D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

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~~~ one day a mother took her 6-year-old son with her to visit a friend at work.

Everyone there knew her, and she was offered a cup of coffee.
That day, as one of the employees went to make more coffee, her son followed her and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I'm making your mom's favorite drink," she answered.

Imagine the woman's shock when she heard her son say, "Wow! You know how to make beer?"

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~~~ Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling.

So, when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer" them, I had to set him straight.
I wrote, "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f.

In case you've forgotten, spell checker comes free with your soft- ware."
A minute later, I got this reply, "Mine must be dephective."

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~~~ Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo.

As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed, "I like the original better."

"Trust me," she said, "ten years from now, you'll like this one."

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~~~ A student is sitting at an astronomy lecture in college, when the professor mentions,“In about 15 billion years, the sun will burn out and all life on earth will cease to exist.”

“Excuse me, professor, did you say 5 billion years or 15 billion?”

“15 billion.”

“whew, thanks, because I was really getting worried.”

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~~~ There where two snakes talking.

The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"

The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

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~~~ In the middle of the night, a grumpy Gus, answered the telephone with "This is the wrong idiot, you number!"

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~~~ Jim Todd, Oakland A's pitcher, who worked in a bank in the off- season:

"I don't think I'll continue in banking.

There's not enough money in it."

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Todays Thought; Those who fall in love with themselves will have no rivals.