Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning ... everyone. Well its a very nice day.......
I think they moved Florida weather up here.........
Now if a certain lady came too.....

This lady has to put her face on.......

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These Moose has some long legs......

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Great landing "Bubba".............

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Cute baby...............

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This baby Aardvark is ugly.....

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Now shes cute.....................

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Look out guys....the boss is here.........

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Our man "ENO"

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~~~ PATIENT: I didn't sleep a wink last night.

NURSE: Did you try counting sheep?

PATIENT: I couldn't see them.

It was too dark.

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~~~ The lady was one of the new rich and, not wishing to appear a snob, invited her old friends to the house.

She was now taking them on a tour of the establishment and had reached the room where they would dine that evening.

These knives and forks are solid silver," she said, "Even the chains they're fastened to have real emeralds."

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~~~ COUNSELOR: Trudy, what are you going to do in the camp talent show?
TRUDY: Imitations.
COUNSELOR: Great - let's hear one.
TRUDY: I love you-ouch! I love you-ouch!
COUNSELOR: I give up. Who are you imitating?
TRUDY: Two porcupines kissing.

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~~~ A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.

He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.

The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out.

This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.

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~~~ Wife gets naked and asks her husband,“What turns you on more…

my pretty face or my sexy body?”

Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, “Your sense of humor.”

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~~~ Mother was getting dinner ready, when in walks Johnny, with a grin.

Mother: “So what have you been up to this morning?”

Johnny: “I’ve been playing Postman.”

Mother: “How can you do that when you have no letters?”

Johnny: “I found a whole bunch of your letters in the trunk upstairs.

I tied a pretty ribbon on each one and slid one under each of our neighbors’ door.”

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~~~ You know you're a mom when, you cry at all firsts of the firstborn: the first day of kindergarten, the first school bus, the first sleepover, in other words, every small step that takes your baby away .

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~~~ The two men stood on the lonely lighthouse.

Through the fog they could see a small boat making its way toward them, with a lonely occupant.

Suddenly a squall lifted the craft and tossed the man into the water.

They sprang into action.

Hurriedly they launched their own craft and fought their way through perilous and treacherous waters to reach the man.

At last they got him aboard.

"It's a good thing you rescued me," the dripping man said gratefully.

"I was coming out to see you about your income tax.

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Todays thought: People will believe most anything that is whispered to another.

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