Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning..... gonna be warm today.........
The weather seems to be warming up now....
Daylight savings time starts unday morning..
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Now you know why they call them "The Blue Ridge Mts.
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Cats like flowers....

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This one smelled something he didn't like.....maybe a stink bug.......

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A evil looking beetle......with that long horn.....

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He's getting it.....I've heard of "walking on water" but not running.....

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Got to watch out for Imposters...........

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Another imposter...........

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He's going through alot of trouble just for some seeds......must be hungry....

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~~~ Ten possible things that could have been said on Noah's Ark:
10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"
9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"
8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"
7. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?"
6. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!"
5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!"
4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!"
3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."
2. "Nice Doggie!"
1. "Are We There Yet?"

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~~~ I once told my wife she looked sexy with black fingernails.
She then accused me of slamming her hand in the car door on purpose.

that's when the fight started .....

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~~~ Pete, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with his grandchildren.

He had just a turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful.
"You Know" he said to his grandson, "it's not easy getting old."

"Don't worry, Grandpa," the kid said cheerily.

"Maybe you'll go into overtime"

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~~~ A student tore into our school office.

"My iPod was stolen!" she cried.

I handed her a form, and she filled it out, answering everything, even those questions intended for the principal. Under "Disposition," she wrote, "I'm really ticked off."

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~~~ A fellow was surprised his sister hadn't been invited to her next- door neighbor's party, but she knew shy.

She explained, "I'm too square for their circle!"

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~~~ When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside.

"Step aside, lady," he barked.

"I've taken a course in first-aid!"
The woman watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on theshoulder.

"Pardon me," she said.

"But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."

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~~~ "How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

"It was awful," she explains.

"I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident.

A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car.

His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.

Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute."

"What did you do?" asks the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"

{sorry Taz.....I had too...}

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Todays thoughts; Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.

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