Power supply went out........
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Baby's love chocolate cake..........
Ground squirrls loves nuts...........
This little guy sez HI !
Killer Fly...?
Killer cat......?
Gangsta Dog..... looks like Tony's dog.......
Is this what you call, running around in circles...?
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I don't know what to say.......? just don't seem right.....
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~~~ A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep.
He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang.
What time do you open up in the morning? he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed.
A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. Listen, the owner shouted, there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in.
I don't want to get in, the caller interjected........ I want to get out.
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~~~ Gus: "What in your opinion, do you consider the height of stupidity?"
Pete: "How tall are you?"
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~~~ A friend and I were listing all the disgusting foods we like to eat.
I guess I won the contest, because when I told her how much I enjoyed tongue, she shuddered. "Ewww," she said, "Why would you want to taste something that tastes you back?"
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~~~ What do they call 100 John Deeres circling a McDonald's in Iowa? Prom night.
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~~~ A harried man runs into his physician's office.
"Doctor! Doctor! My wife's in labor! But she keeps screaming, ‘Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, can't!'"
"Oh, that's okay," says the doctor.
"She's just having contractions."
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~~~ The 7 MOST SHOPLIFTED ITEMS;
*Pain Relievers..
*Pregnancy tests..
*Disposable razors..
*Film*Baby formula..
*Preparation H..
*Decongestant
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~~~ On a billboard ad for a safe company:"If your stuff is stolen, it's not our vault."
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~~~ SCHOOL COOK: Eat your vegetables.
Green things are good for you.
Amanda: Okay, I'll have some Pistachio Ice Cream.
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Todays thought: "Springtime is the land awakening.
The March winds are the morning yawn."
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