Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...Well it's cold this morning, and will be today....
but it's gonna warm up all next week....
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This hairless cat has an "Evil" look.....what do you think..."Bobbie"?
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Cute, but you wannta hope she don't wake up.......

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Ling, the worlds smallest man, with the worlds longest mans shoe....

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Elephant mouse....?

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Messy eater?......

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I bet it's a dog driving in the wind......

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~~~ Pete's wife says it's time he lost some weight, so she bought him a pedometer.

He has to wear it on his wrist and, with every step he takes, it records the slight vibration and can tell how many miles he has walked in one day.
It's great, Pete sat on the couch all day, watching "loose women".

It says he's walked 12 miles.

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~~~ Tom’s wife wasn’t very attractive, but then he was no oil painting, either.

After the wedding ceremony, Tom asked the pastor how much the cost was.
“Just give me what you think it is worth to have this lady for your wife,” replied the Reverend.
Tom looked at his wife, and handed the pastor $50.
The pastor looked at Tom’s wife and gave him $45 change.

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~~~ The inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.

The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: "Wash. Biol. Surv."
Until the agency received the this letter from an Arkansas camper:"Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds.

I think it was a crow.

I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you, it was horrible.

"The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.

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~~~ At one time, I worked for a very harsh and unkind boss.

When I was leaving that job, I told him, "You remind me of medicine - thick, bitter and hard to take."

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~~~ A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

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~~~ One day, while working in the galley of the Cape May-Lewes Ferry, the first mate came down for a coffee break dressed in his immaculate uniform.

He stepped out on to the deck for a moment, but returned almost immediately, dripping head to toe with seagull slop.

"I guess that's why they call it the poop deck," laughed the head chef.

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