Rain here......
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Fox face cats are pretty........
Oppps...........Thats gonna leave a mark...........
This little fellow can't eat all that nana.........
The wind will take care of these seeds.........
The wind will take care of these seeds..........
What can I say..........
What can I say...........
Cute bird.....
Cute bird......
I have nothing to say.........
I have nothing to say..........
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~~~ DAUGHTER TO HER FATHER READING HER A BEDTIME STORY: "Peas porridge in the pot nine days old.
That's like the time Mom was away and left you in charge of the kitchen for two weeks!"
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~~~ When comic actor Chevy Chase was trying to break into the business, he auditioned for the new TV show Saturday Night Live.
To impress the producers, while they were hurrying through a heavy rain, Chase took one of his soon-to-be trademark flops into a pothole filled with water.
"How could you say no to someone who was crazy enough to do that?" he asked the producers. They couldn't, and that's how he got the job.
"How could you say no to someone who was crazy enough to do that?" he asked the producers. They couldn't, and that's how he got the job.
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~~~Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.
Shirley says," Sophie, you know I'm shy.
Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him.
He looks so lonely."
Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely."
"Of course I'm lonely, he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in prison."
"You're kidding!
What for?"
"For killing my third wife.
I strangled her."
"What happened to your second wife?"
"What happened to your second wife?"
"I shot her."
"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"
"We had a fight and she fell off a building."
"Oh my," says Sophie.
Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Shirley.
Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Shirley.
He's single."
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~~~ Ron Davis, former Minnesota Twin-reliever who had a knack for giving up late-game homers, on the boos, he still hears at appearances in the twin Cities: "When it's 10 years later and they still hate you, that's what you call charisma."
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~~~ Circus leader Jim Rose makes a living eating light bulbs and balancing chainsaws on his nose, but a spoon sent him to the hospital in August 1994.
Rose was demonstrating how far he could push it up his nostril when he ruptured a membrane and began spurting blood.
The Seattle native leads a sideshow that includes a performer who hangs concrete blocks from his genitals and a contortionist who squeezes his body through the head of a tennis racket. Ironically, Rose was boasting about his troupe's good safety record when the accident occurred. What's worse, he put the spoon back in the kitchen drawer without wiping it off.
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~~~ The invention of the teenager was a mistake.
Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late, but don't have to pay taxes, naturally, nobody wants to live any other way.
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~~~ The world isn't so much worse than before, it's just that the news coverage got so much better.
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~~~ Todays thought: Everybody wants to save the Earth, nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes.
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