Good Morning.....Every one......
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A Lynx....a beautful cat..........
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See what's inside your computer.......Maybe I need to update mine........
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~~~ There is a story about a monastery perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength.
Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about halfway up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about halfway up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.
With trembling voice, he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope.
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,..... "Whenever it breaks."
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,..... "Whenever it breaks."
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~~~ we call that "Smoking"...resportory therapy in our hospital. because patients just know medical personal do not smoke!!!
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~~~ Now, who can spell the word straight?"
the third-grade teacher asked her students."
S-t-r-a-i-g-h-t," answered one boy.
"Great job. And do you know what it means?"
"Great job. And do you know what it means?"
"Without ice."
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~~~ No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?"
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~~~ DOCTOR: How are you doing with that new patient?
NURSE: He's a nuisance.
~~~ DOCTOR: How are you doing with that new patient?
NURSE: He's a nuisance.
Yesterday he cried all day because he lost four teeth.
DOCTOR: That's wrong with that?
DOCTOR: That's wrong with that?
I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
NURSE: From his comb?
NURSE: From his comb?
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~~~ U.S. President Richard Nixon was not known for his social graces.
In 1974, he visited Paris, France, to attend the funeral of French president Georges Pompidou. While speaking during the ceremony, Nixon declared, "This is a great day for France!"
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Todays thought; When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break........
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