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Breakfast is being served........
Now...I bet he can eat a big breakfast..........
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Stay away from this place........
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No me.........
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Now he'll give you a lick.............
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Don.t eat here.....I don't need another one......
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Looks good.....But, ready to go to the hospital?
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Oh....Oh......
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~~~ Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other,
“You are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in Politics.
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~~~ NOT REALLY SARDINES: A can of sardines doesn't actually hold sardines, it holds herring.
The herring came to be called sardines because the process for canning them originated in Sardinia.
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~~~ WHAT A NAME: We all learn as youngsters to dispose of our garbage.
In England, kids are told to put their garbage in a "wagger pagger bagger," slang for waste bin.
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~~~ "I don't know all Ten Commandments.
The only ones I remember are 'settle down', 'act your age' and 'take that out of your mouth'."
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~~~ HUSBAND: Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a parking meter!
DOCTOR: My goodness, let me see her right away.
HUSBAND: She can't come in until next Tuesday.
That's when the meter maid takes the money out of her mouth.
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~~~ An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
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~~~ For years my sister's husband tried unsuccessfully to persuade her to get a hearing aid. "How much do they cost?" she asked one day after he had pitched the idea to her again.
"They're usually about $3,000," he said.
"Okay, well, if you say something worth $3,000," she replied, "I'll get one."
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~~~ How do you make a golf ball float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, add root beer, then drop in the golf ball.
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Todays thought: ......Discover wildlife...have kids!
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