Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Another nice warm day...
Every body ready for another good week...
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Alison...see your not the only one with a black and white cat......
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Weird bird..........Huh..
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Smile for the camera.............

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I need to see my hair dresser.....

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What are you doing ??

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My blonde friend said; See!! you don't a printer.

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Baby need a pick up??

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~~~ These days a run for your money is a short dash indeed

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A bar is a place where you get dry martinis and wet change.

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~~~ One of their wedding presents was a toaster.

Soon after the honeymoon she and her husband tried it out.

Almost immediately, smoke billowed from the toaster.
"Get the owner's manual!" her husband shouted."

I can't find it anywhere!" she cried, searching through the box.

"Oops," came a voice from the kitchen.

"Well, the toast is fine but the owner's manual is burnt to a crisp."

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~~~1. Why is a drama teacher like Wells Fargo? (She's a stage coach.)

2. What does a farmer grow if he works very hard? (Tired.)

3. Why do people dislike going to the dentist? (He's boring.)

4. What do you call a minister named Fiddle? (Fiddle, D.D.)

5. Who mows the grass on a baseball field? (A diamond cutter.)

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~~~ I posted this cause "Taz" likes these........

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A: A buck an ear.

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~~~ Legendary funny man Fred Allen once said, "My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."

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~~~ "You have to explain this to me," I told the chef at our restaurant.

The chalkboard read "Today's Special: Broiled Snaper with 2 peas.

"The chef laughed.

"Yeah, I saw that the hostess had mispelled snapper too," he said.

"But she misunderstood me when I said, "The special has two p's."

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Todays thought; Absence of occupation is not rest ...

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