Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Having a heat wave this morning.... 32º.
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Nice looking family.....but their breath is fishy.............

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You better hope he's not hungry...........
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He's ready to bite.....and I bet it hurts too.....

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I bet each is saying....What you are?? You look funny......

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..Posing......

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~~~ One Saturday in late winter, my six-year-old twin boys decided that they wanted to make some money and asked if they could go and shovel our neighbour's driveway.

My neighbour called me later to say that my cleaning crew had done an amazing job clearing her driveway.

She paid them each a dollar to be spent at the dollar store but they told her that it wasn't enough money. T

hey each needed another 14 cents for tax!

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~~~ Having returned from vacation, I can say that the world is round and my wallet is flat.

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~~~ A mental health counselor and his transcriber were going at it over a transcript that had a client embracing her "power mower" instead of the intended term, "paramour."

"Didn't that seem at all odd to you?" my colleague bristled.

"Why would it?" the transcriber shot back.

"Especially in this day and age, when folks are into a lot weirder stuff than lawn equipment."

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~~~ To treat my bronchitis, the doctor pulled out his prescription pad.

"This is for Zithromax," he said as he wrote, then muttered, "Mypenzadyne."
I was familiar with the antibiotic Zithromax but not the other drug.

"What's Mypenzadyne?"

He looked confused for a second then enunciated slowly.

"My pen is dying."

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~~~ Most infants seems to think that if at first she doesn't succeed, cry, cry again.

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~~~ "It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on." (W. C. Fields)

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~~~ Morgan Shepherd, NASCAR driver, on why the NBA brawl couldn't happen in his sport: "None of our fans would ever let go of a beer for any reason, much less throw it at somebody."

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~~~ When an executioner checked in at a hotel, the clerk asked him what kind of room he wanted.

"A small one," he replied. "I just need a place to hang my hat and a few friends."

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~~~ Three-year-old Sean, son of Bill, an airline pilot, played with his food on his plate, Bill picked up Sean's spoon, put some peas on it and said, "Zoom, zoom.

Open your hangar. Here comes and airplane."

Sean clenched his teeth and then said, "Wrong airport, Daddy."

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Todays thought; Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it..

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