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Milo's ready..........good picture, Alison...
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This guy is reading up how to hunt........
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This baby sleeps alot, now wait until he's older......
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~~~ Never umpire your childrens games..
Everyone will hate you.
If you give your child a break, at the plate, the other team, parents of the other team, and the other coach will all hate you.
Both coaches will wind up disliking you in any case.
If you go so far as to be objective, your own child will hate you.
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~~~ A bookstore operator who went out of business placed this meager notice on his closed door: "Words failed me."
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~~~ The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.
~~~ The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.
Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful, and a snootful at the same time?
----- Gerald R. Ford -
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~~~ A husband and wife are shopping when the wife says, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow.
What shall we buy for her?
Do you think she would like something electric?"
"Sure," the husband says, "how about a chair?"
"Sure," the husband says, "how about a chair?"
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~~~ A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped.
"Your car looks like it was stomped on by an elephant.
Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer; I'm just fine," the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began.
"I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me.
"I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me.
So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree!
I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was..."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles.
That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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~~~ Wife: "I gave you the best years of my life."
Husband: "So what do you want -- a receipt?"
Husband: "So what do you want -- a receipt?"
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~~~ Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?....
1. Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter .
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
4.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
5. Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
7. War Dims Hope for Peace
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures .
10.Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide .
10.Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide .
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Todays thought; The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up...
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