Yes today is ground hog day.....I don't think he'll see his shadow......
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They love singing........But I think they don't sing too good.......
They don't think so ether....saz it hurts their ears.......
They don't think so ether....saz it hurts their ears........
My....God,..Don't let him sing.............we all will have to leave......
My....God,..Don't let him sing.............we all will have to leave.......
The prezz travels in style.........
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He has to mow his car.....
The prezz travels in style..........
He has to mow his car......
One tough truck....I don't think any more would fit on........
One tough truck....I don't think any more would fit on.........
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~~~ A few years ago after the Patriots beat the Panthers in the Super Bowl, George W. Bush called the Patriots and complimented them on a great victory.
Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed.
Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson and said "Thanks".
Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed.
Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson and said "Thanks".
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~~~ sleeping man in church ......
The Preacher had just finished a fiery sermon when he looked out into the congregation and saw a man sleeping.
He said quietly, "Everyone that is headed to hell...", then shouted STAND UP NOW!"
The sleeping man jolted awake and stood up.
The Preacher called the man by name, laughed and said, Mr. Hey.
"Why are you standing?"
Mr. Hey said, "I don't really know, Preacher, But it looks like you and me are the only ones doing it."
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~~~ Prosperity is when people buy things they can't afford; recession is when they stop doing it.
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~~~ My young cousin was playing outside one day when she was bitten by a cat.
My aunt scooped her daughter up and raced inside to call the hospital.
The nurse listened, "Are her shots up to date?" the nurse asked. "
I don't know," my frazzled aunt replied, "It was a stray cat."
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~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Mississippi hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."
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~~~ A doctor was awakened at four in the morning by a caller who wanted to know how much he charged for a house call.
"Twenty-five dollars," muttered the sleepy physician.
"How much is an office visit?" demanded the caller.
"Fifteen dollars." "Okay, Doc," said the caller.
"I'll meet you in your office in fifteen minutes."
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~~~ My doctor doesn't believe in acupuncture.
He'd much rather stick you with his bill.
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~~~ On a visit to New York, Harpo Marx was bombarded by requests from various charities to appear at their benefits.
After one particularly persistent woman had called him a dozen times in two days, Harpo reluctantly agreed to appear for her cause.
Thus appeased, she offered to personally escort him to the venue.
Thus appeased, she offered to personally escort him to the venue.
As they were leaving Harpo's hotel room, the telephone began to ring.
"Don't you want to go back and answer it?" she asked.
"Why bother?" Harpo replied wearily.
"It's undoubtedly you again."
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Todays Thoughts; Man is that strange being who tries to get even with his enemies and ahead of his friends.
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