Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.... Winter storm
moving in....
8 babys...one mother...OMG....
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Airbus have also announced a new option for their range of passenger aircraft:
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Need milk??

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An't we looken good!

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Nah....I'm prettyer.............

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Your, both wrong...............

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Time to trade for another car..............

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How about this one.........

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~~~ Definition: CARPETUTATION (n) - .

The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, picking it up. examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum cleaner one more chance!

(Come on, Girls. you've all done this, right??? )

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~~~ Embarrassed that everyone at the hotel would know she was on honeymoon, the bride asked her husband if there was a way they could make it look as if they had been married a long time.

"Sure," he said. "You carry the cases."

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~~~ Saving for a new car on a teacher's salary takes a while. So in the meantime, a mechanic friend loaned me an old junker so beat up, even its dents had dents.

I came out of school one day to find a police officer and a woman examining it.

"What's going on?" I asked.
"I saw her hit your car," the cop explained.

"But I can't figure out where."

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~~~ A woman welcomed the distinguished man who had moved next-door and asked, "Should I call you by your first name or by your title and last name?"

He assurer her, "It doesn't matter.

Some even call me an old fool."

The woman's response was, "They must know you very well."

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~~~ A golfer was sitting in the clubhouse after playing a round.

He looked upset, so his friend went over and asked what was wrong.

The golfer said, "It was terrible.

On the 16th hole I sliced one out onto the freeway and it went through the windshield of a bus, and there was a horrible accident.

The bus went out of control and hit a car head-on.

There were dead people all over the place."
His friend said, "That's awful. What did you do?"
"Well, I closed up my stance and shortened my backswing a little."

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~~~ Anytime you think of your dog as a dumb animal, remember who is working hard to feed him well.
Secretary on the phone: "Our automatic answering machine is away for repair.

This is a person speaking."
Sign at an antique store: " Come in and buy what your grandmother once threw away."

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~~~ When playing golf I use a cart instead of a caddie because carts can't count.

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~~~ Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

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~~~ The restaurant we had lunch in is one business that knows how to handle dissatisfied customers.

On the wall was an open bear trap and this sign: "To Register Complaint, Push Button."

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~~~ As he paid for our meal with a gift card, Pete noticed the bill was more than the card was worth, so he handed the waiter his debit card to cover the balance.

"Wow, some people might have skipped out and stuck me with the difference," the waiter said. "Thank you for being so honest."

Then, as he took the card, he asked, "Could I see some ID?"

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Todays thought: Why do increased earnings always bring with them increased yearnings?