Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning......Are you enjoying your weekend?
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I'm trying to come up with something to talk about........or a joke.
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She looks like she's a cat of few words......

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Some one's gonna get a bite out of them. That dog better know his business.

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Now, thats a fast bird...........
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Help...help. we're stuck under here.....

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Hurry up, and count him out...........

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.How many hard drives do you need?.. and if you get a virus??

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~~~ It was so cold during our trip to Canada that my wife and I ducked into a department store to buy long underwear.

When we asked a saleswoman where we could find a pair, she directed us to the lingerie department.

"You know you're in Canada," I grumbled to my wife, "When long johns are considered lingerie."

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~~~ The one thing I have learned about Keeping peace in a large family requires patience, love, understanding, and at least...... two television sets.

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~~~ The new Navy recruits were being processed when a crusty chief petty officer entered the room, looking to put together a work detail.

"Smith, Jones, Brown! On your feet!" he hollered.

Several recruits stood up.

The chief smiled and said, "It works every time."

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~~~ You know, it occurred to me this morning that the only reason I have to get up every moning is because I went to bed the night before.

If I just stopped going to bed, maybe I would't have to get up any more...or at least cut back some.

Anybody else figure this out?

I think it's something I knew about when I was a lot younger, all those decades ago.

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~~~ I ran into a couple the other day.

They told me, "We're saving money this winter season by heating our home with swiped credit cards."

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~~~ President Bush is now out of a job.

Now he doesn’t have to worry about those annoying day trips to the White House he had to do now and then.

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~~~ Growing up is the period spent in learning that bad manners are tolerated only in grownups.

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~~~ During my Friends wake, I saw two of his friends peer into the open casket.

"Doesn't Stanley look good?" said one.

"He should," said the other. "He just got out of the hospital."

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Todays thought: You can't teach a new mouse old clicks....