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Street corner dentist ?...............
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You want some of this??........
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Breathe damn you.......BREATHE ! (thanks Julia)
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What can I say??.......
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Eno is the man..................................
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♥♥♥
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Shopping is a woman thing........................
It's a contact sport like football.
Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being jostled around, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
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When a moderator asked Hubert Humphrey to keep his speech under twelve minutes, the senator complained, "The last time I spoke for only twelve minutes was when I said hello to my mother."
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One crazy day in our pediatric clinic saw me hand a young patient a urine sample container and tell him to fill it up in the bathroom.
A few minutes later, he returned to my nurses station with an empty cup.
"I didn't need this after all," he said. "There was a toilet in there."
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A husband and wife are standing at the window admiring the garden.
"Sooner or later you're going to have to make a proper scarecrow to keep the birds off the flower beds," says the wife.
"What's wrong with the one we've got?" asks the husband.
"Nothing." replies the wife.
"But Mother's arms are getting tired."
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When one barber cuts another's hair, which one does the talking?"
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ?
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."
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A thought; Those who keep off the ice will not slip through....
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