"Snowman".......your welcome, friend.....
Now its sunny, but windy.......
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Hope he don't have to go up any hills...................
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Now this is what "Snowman" needs this week........
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Ouch!.....what can I say ?
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I don't think you would need this many locks....?
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Right..........
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Gus...."My grandfather knew the exact day and year he was going to die."
It was the right year and not only that he knew the time also, and he was right on."....
Pete..."Wow!, thats incredible...How did he know all that?"
Gus... "A judge told him"..........
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I was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks me how I'm feeling.
"I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," I answered.
What did he say?" asked the nurse........
"OOPS!" ...............
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A painter got a call from the gallery that was showing his work.
The gallery owner said, "I have good news and bad news.
A fellow came in this morning and asked if your work is the kind that would increase in value after the artist's death.
I said yes, and he bought all fifteen paintings.
The bad news is that he's your doctor."
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Patient: Yes, I have a prescription for D.S.S.C.P. (docusate sodium capsules).
I have been using them for three days, but they don't seem to be helping.
Is there anything I could do to increase their effectiveness?
Nurse: Well, be sure you take them with a big glass of water.
Patient: What am I supposed to do with the water?
Nurse: Umm, you drink it when you take the pills.
Patient: OH, GOOD LORD! They're PILLS!
Well, you don't want to know what I've been doing with them. (Click.)
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The Internet is such a terrible unregulated place.....
I know its hard to believe but I found a website the other day with no porn on it.
Where do I go to complain??
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Gus went to apply for a job.
After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said,
"We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!".......
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Gus.......
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