Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning friends ..from JWF.....Hope your having fun....
"Witchy"...warm yet....it was cold down your way?
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Looks like Rae and Carol are having a chat.........
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She's got a warm bed........

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Keep your eye on the door........then run.....
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No!...I said the cat.....the cat... dumb bird....

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ha.Ha.ha.ha.................................

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~~~ Pete was seen fleeing down the hall of a hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" his wife asked.

"I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation.

Don't worry.

I'm sure it will be all right," he said.

"She was just trying to comfort you," his wife said.

"What's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me," he answered.

"She was talking to the doctor."

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~~~ A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing.

I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

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~~~ Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress—only he kept his in the underwear drawer.

One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe—a can of spray paint with a false bottom—so he could keep his money in the workshop.

Later I asked Mom if he was using it.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "he put his money in it the same day."

"No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!" I gloated."

They won't have to," my mom replied.

"He keeps the paint can in his underwear drawer."

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~~~ "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
"One hundred dollars! Why,?

I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!"
"Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."

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~~~ Inflation is a flagrant sin, yet every government denounces it and every government practices it.

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~~~ Bad Predictions..... "The citizens who live in the next century are not going to pay two cents for a letter postage stamp.

The price will be reduced to one cent."

- Thomas L. James, Postmaster General, 1893

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~~~ You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

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~~~ Gus....................................................................................................