Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....people of the world.......
I guess I'm back to one blog , again....
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Cute.....
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Hoo's cute ?............

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Just about right.............

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This guys got a good six pack......but not the right ones......

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The only thing that two politicians agree on is what the third politician should be doing.

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Each evening bird lover Pete stood in his backyard in C-ville, hooting like an owl --

and one night, an owl called back to him.

For a year, Pete and his feathered friend hooted back and forth.

Pete even kept a log of the "conversation. "

Just as Pete thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in

inter-species communication, his wife had a chat with next door neighbour,

Nancy Hollis.

"My husband spends his nights... calling out to owls," said Mrs. Martin.

"That's odd," Mrs. Hollis replied. "So does my John." Then it dawned on them.......

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Most people would agree that the world seems to be getting smaller,

but if that's the case, why does the price of postage continue to rise?

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Women's faults are many,
Men have only two —
Everything they say,
And everything they do.

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Eight-year-old Sari begged her parents for a baby sister.

"I'll do anything to have a sister," she said.

Trying to dissuade her, her father Carl exaggerated, "If we have a baby,

you'll have to help a lot, dishes, laundry, cooking, cleaning.

You know, all the stuff mommies have to do." Sari thought for a moment,

and then said, "I don't want to be the mom.....

I just want to be the sister."

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The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,

"I have great news for you.

Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said,

"Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother

moves in with us," she replied....

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Gus...